Risky Biscuits

Relates to pro-evolution soccer. The term is applied to a situation where a foolish and un-necessary risk is taken but goes unpunished.

Phil Neville's Career.

by David Doel April 20, 2005

spunky biscuit

A party game in which a group of men jerk off onto a biscuit, and the last person to cum has to eat it.

Awe shucks, i've lot the game of spunky biscuit, and I have to eat it!

by samuel1234567 March 2, 2008

butt biscuit

I coined the term in my 1992 Fantagraphics comic of the same name. So back off slang stealers. It is named for an ass tampon made of toilet paper which looks like a biscuit when molded by the butt. It is not a name for a turd.

My ass is on fire from diarrhea, I need a Butt Biscuit.

by Dean "buttons the chimp" williams May 25, 2003

Burnt Biscuit

A mean phrase to call a very dark man or woman.

That Burnt Biscuit bitch is trying me, and she must not know who I am!

by ChocolateLola September 9, 2010

Nugget in a Biscuit

The best food in the universe. If you are not familiar with the amazing Nugget in a Biscuit, look it up on YouTube. You will agree it is amazing.
Also watch Safety Torch and I Can Swing My Sword.

Bob: What's your favorite food?

Jim: NUGGET IN A BISCUIT!!!!!!!

Bob: OMG! Me too :-)

by rainbowunicornsareawesome November 26, 2013

Soggy Biscuit

The game in which 3 or more men stand in a circle around a cookie, cracker, or some sort of snack item and jack off. The last person to orgasm is declared the loser and has to eat the cum covered item.

Do you dare play the Soggy Biscuit game?

by A weirdo January 16, 2009

pinch a biscuit

Pinching a biscuit is what happens when you go to the bathroom to take a huge dump, or " pinch a loaf ", but wind up being really costipated and only dropping a small turd.

I'm so fucking constipated that I can't even pinch a biscuit.

by tonyfamous October 4, 2010