Bear policy 

It’s a company policy for what to do if something happens to an employee, for example they quit or get eaten by a bear.

What plans does your company have to preserve that person’s knowledge and have someone else at the company take on their role? Do they even know or care that a bear policy is important to have? And that in the uk a bear policy is also known as a bus policy?

Bear policy by Uncle Dimma May 18, 2022

Bear Claw 

A set of pussy lips that are so rank they have nails.

Look at that dumpy house frump. That bear claw of hers is wearing right through the front of her jeans.

Bear Claw by El Chodo Con Queso September 24, 2003

bear paw 

The act of hitting a person with your hand while the fingers are curled inwards, but not in a fist. To make the strike an official "bear paw" one must follow the strike up by saying "bear paw."

Herman: Bear Paw!
Jebediah: Oh Christ that hurt!

bear paw by Bateman1111111 May 9, 2007

bear crit 

The act of hitting someone so hard in a single blow that they expire mortally as a result. Derived from 'The Golden Compass, in which Iorek Byrnison, a giant talking battlebear king, kills an opponent by knocking off his jaw in a single blow.
Basically a one shot, but usually applied to blows about the head and neck.
An expanded interpretation allows for any sort of killing blow or devastating attack, especially while fighting at a disadvantage.
Typically used it highly dramatic circumstance.

Yesterday I was mugged by a crackhead in Tampa. Instead of handing over my ice, I said 'Go get a job, crackhead.' As he raised his knife in retaliation I punched the junkie so hard in the teeth that his jaw flew out the BACK of his SKULL. This is an excellent real life example of a bear crit.

bear crit by apoth January 3, 2008

Bear Trap 

When wiping your ass and the toilet paper rips through resulting in shit on your fingers and no where to properly wipe or clean, other than more toilet paper.

I got bear trapped in the bathrrom.

Bear Trap by Andy Lara June 14, 2005

Bear Down 

A smelly and sweaty penis

Wow I can smell this guys bear down from a mile away.

Bear Down by poopmaster35 March 10, 2016

bear hug

a tight pussy in which your dick is inside

oh man she had my dick in a bear hug

bear hug by stu f. May 3, 2004