Bear Stearned

Buying an item and then realizing a week later it is worth 3.33% of what you paid for it.

Dude, you know that car I bought last Monday for $6,000? I had to take it Sunday for $5,800 in repairs. I totally got Bear Stearned by that sales guy.

by bwbw March 20, 2008

Straight Bear

A hetero male who enjoys the typical "bear" aesthetic.

Paul thought David was a very cuddly bear, until David shared his pornhub preferences at the beer trivia night two weeks ago. Then Paul understood that David was a straight bear.

by Tiltakilt420 March 31, 2020

Bear chick

What do bears and chicks have in common, well, they both like to "cave-in".

I barely peer pressured this chick and she just caved in.

That's a bear chick.

by Xwoman487 April 11, 2020

bandie bear

a little bear made as a mascot to put in a band room, made to get hidden by the brass players.

not to be confused with brassy bear

trumpets and trombones are brass players, who may even shut a door in your face, and make your head bleed

by stephany May 10, 2005

Noah Bear

Noah bear is a handsome,sweet and perfect guy. He will climb mountains to make you happy, nothing would stop him from lovin you and keeping you safe he is always there for you and when trouble comes he comforts you in ways that are unexplainable.

he will love you past time it self.

But ..... He's mine so ☺️

"Ooh! I love you so much Noah bear!!"

by Lyndsey Boo April 8, 2017

Beach Bear

A subspecies of Bear: that is a hairy, burly gay man, typically found cruising a beach boulevard in a Jeep with no top and no doors, with a flannel shirt with cut off sleeves, possibly also wearing cargo shorts.

"Dude, that hillbilly gay guy stole my look," Said John as he sat behind the wheel of his 'topless' Jeep.
"You just spotted the common Beach Bear. I'd suggest you burn your cutoff flanel and put the doors back on your Jeep if you dont want to look like a faggot, you faggot." John's friend replied.

by luckieb88 January 2, 2012

nala bear

A soft cuddly dog whose too fat for her body and has a little head. Her eyes make your heart melt but her screaming at guests are unwelcome. She is a true food whore and would eat peanuts out of your shit if you let her so always keep an eye on this little gem. The best thing cuddle with at night as she loves to spoon. I love my Nala Bear.

Oh dear Nala Bear

by Pup Princess January 20, 2018