Turd-Basket

A person who collects crap on other people behind their backs making themselves look like shit. Often a small punk who has no life or personality trying to make himself look better, but instead is often hated.

Wow, look at this kid running his mouth again.
Yeah, what a turd-Basket.

by Alessria November 15, 2010

shirt basketball

a game involving at least one female with a low cut shirt, such that the cleavage is showing. players then take turns throwing any random (small) object at hand into said female's shirt/cleavage. The female often tries to block these shots and thus the game becomes more challenging.

i don't really have a good example for this other than to just play shirt basketball.

by versedaaron December 3, 2010

Fruit Basket

When someone puts more that one set of nuts in their mouth at once. Its talent really.

After taking Jell-o shots, Melissa asked me and Jamie to fruit basket her.

by Capt. Cave Man November 26, 2011

plums in a basket

When a male augments a traditional moon by tucking his scrotum between his legs, creating something that vaguely resembles two flesh-colored plums in a basket.

See also: fruit salad

Kevin: Should we moon that guy in the H2 at the next stoplight?

Chris: Dude, he got the champagne-colored H2. That's worth at least plums in a basket

by Cosmo November 28, 2007

Dunkadelic Phat 5 of College Basketball

The Phat 5 started playing basketball in 1899 and the last program started play in 1920. Kansas was the firsr in 1899 under the leadership of Dr. James Naismith, the founder of the game of basketball. Here's a list of the first year of play for all the Phat 5 programs.
First year 2006-07

Kentucky 1903 104yrs.
N. Carolina 1911 97yrs.
UCLA 1920 88yrs.
Kansas 1899 109yrs.
Duke 1906 102yrs.
________
500yrs.
The Phat 5 in the 2006-07 season will be celebrating 500 years of basketball play. Kentucky was suspended from play in the 1952-53 season to allow for the off year. This is amazing achievement that they all started at diffrent years. It's an historical event that will be a shrine to college sports.

The Phat 5 of College Basketball will be celebrating 500 years of basketball play a feat that has never been obtained by a group of elite teams ever in the history of sport. Now that's Dunkadelic!!!!!!

by Derrick E. Vaughan April 8, 2005

Fish Basket

The state your balls are in after not having been washed for a week (or two), especially if one has masturbated often. The result is a rank, fish-like smell rising from your nether regions.

Dude, I have whacked it so much this past week, and now I have to shower. I have a total fish basket going on right now.

by Sam Holmes March 28, 2007

Ass basket

It is where you have a group of people and they are all being a cunt muffin

These kids was being an ass basket today when they was picking on Dominik the mentally challenge kid

by Cancer Squad February 28, 2017