ASK-snus is said to be the offspring of 3 Notorious Madmen, dwelming in their lair by the shore of the Aura river, coctail-izing a snus so formidable that even the Swedish crown has made speculations in the possibility of a conquering of Åbo.
by KasparovsKnight December 6, 2016
Get the ask-snusmug. Used to deteriorate a person down until they become violent and start a flame war in real life or break down
Person 1: Okay, I think I want thi-
Person 2: No one asked
Person 1: No one asked about you
Person 2: Nobody cares 😂
Person 1: Nobody cares about you
Person 2: About you.
Person 1: Jesus hates you.
Person 2: Okay, you said that, I am reporting to the principal
Principal: WHY DID YOU SAY THAT YOU DUMBASS???
Person 1: But he started it-
Principal: But you broke the rules.
Person 1: *gets grounded for a googolplex years
Person 2: ripbozo i ruined that asshole’s life
Person 2: No one asked
Person 1: No one asked about you
Person 2: Nobody cares 😂
Person 1: Nobody cares about you
Person 2: About you.
Person 1: Jesus hates you.
Person 2: Okay, you said that, I am reporting to the principal
Principal: WHY DID YOU SAY THAT YOU DUMBASS???
Person 1: But he started it-
Principal: But you broke the rules.
Person 1: *gets grounded for a googolplex years
Person 2: ripbozo i ruined that asshole’s life
by 147852369/*-+.0 September 9, 2025
Get the no one askedmug. The winner of three Nobel prizes, a best selling book originally written by Luke Coleman. The book is 156 pages that have no print, nothing on them. After its immediate fame, the new sequel "I only asked on opposite day" was written.
by RomanFoam March 1, 2022
Get the Top Ten Times I Askedmug. by Jedudod September 14, 2021
Get the National ask your crush outmug. Ask the male name says it all, prime man-ister.
Gets all the women... Trigger of the lesbo, hater of the immigrant.
Gets all the women... Trigger of the lesbo, hater of the immigrant.
by BumSkum March 7, 2017
Get the Askmug. When someone in the group chat (or in general) says something no one asked about in the conversation.
Bill Cosby Group Chat
John:yo tim, you wont believe it something crazy happened at the mall today!
Tim:what happened?
John:I saw THE Bill Cosby in the mall today harrassing a woman!
Tim:YOOO THATS SICK!! Did you take any pictures?
Bob:yo what happened?
John:I Just saw THE Bill Cosby in the mall today!
Bob:Who?
John:What do you mean who? This entire group chat is about bill cosby!
Bob: ASKED!!! Hahaha, haha, haaa...
Tim:Did i ask?
Bob:what?
Tim:For you to stay in this group chat?
Bob was kicked from the group chat.
John:yo tim, you wont believe it something crazy happened at the mall today!
Tim:what happened?
John:I saw THE Bill Cosby in the mall today harrassing a woman!
Tim:YOOO THATS SICK!! Did you take any pictures?
Bob:yo what happened?
John:I Just saw THE Bill Cosby in the mall today!
Bob:Who?
John:What do you mean who? This entire group chat is about bill cosby!
Bob: ASKED!!! Hahaha, haha, haaa...
Tim:Did i ask?
Bob:what?
Tim:For you to stay in this group chat?
Bob was kicked from the group chat.
by Discord Luigi July 28, 2022
Get the Did i ask?mug. A request for information or clarity where the act of asking the question takes more time and effort than using common sense or readily available guidance.
he's asked how to access the wifi again. He's got the same information I do. If he asks how to make couscous one more time I'm going to kill him.
by Spanner16 June 13, 2023
Get the Asks how to make couscousmug.