asda arse

The bum on a woman men want to pat.
Adapted from the long-running ads on British TV featuring women patting their bums to listen to the money they save by shopping at Asda.

Since Julie had liposuction, all the guys think she's got an Asda Arse

by Sarah W March 26, 2006

seen his arse

to see ones arse, a combination of making a fool of yourself then getting upset about it.

dunlop has seen his arse again.

ey up, looks like dunlops seen his arse again.

surprise surpsise, dunlops only gone and seen his arse. again.

by Ginlarde January 15, 2009

couldn't hit a cow's arse with a banjo

Phrase usually used to describe a sub-standard football player whose shooting ability leaves a lot to be desired.A variation on the classic phrase:"Couldn't hit a barn door from 10 paces".

"That Morientes fellow appears to be a waste of money.He couldn't hit a cow's arse with a banjo."

by J Strummer September 6, 2006

Barge arse

A very fat ass; a very fat person.

Jesus H. Christ, look at that barge arse! I think the tide's coming in!

by Skinny July 20, 2003

Pigs arse

An Australian way of saying "yeah right"

Minister: "Prime Minister, apparently George Bush has an IQ of 160."
Prime Minister:"Pigs arse!"

by murphoman May 25, 2010

up the arse

The act of receiving anal sex

"that Daniella Westbrook takes it up the arse"

by Jack Flasher July 25, 2008

hard-arse

A person who rigorously enforces set standards, rules, contracts etc. without displaying the level of leniency that social norms would suggest.

"I had to be a hard-arsed, unforgiving task master, which showed a completely different side of me," said Moss of his role

(From Wikipedia article on Colin Moss)

by kiwi24182541 June 18, 2009