Afterlife Insurance

What you pay to a church in donation, tithe, promissory, loyalty and allegiance 'guaranteeing' you a comfortable afterlife in that religions ethereal real estate. The one type of insurance than nobody can be held to account for and those selling it never having to pay up.

Mario don't give a shit bout doin' another hit because his afterlife insurance premiums are paid up.

by Beldar's big brother September 27, 2015

after-lit

The day after you smoke some dank, and you're still feeling the high

I'm still after-lit from the smoke sesh last night

by Bwekfist June 30, 2016

Afterpee

When someone dribbles urine on themselves after believing they were finished using the toilet.

Mark was annoyed when he got afterpee on his underwear.

by PColumbus May 20, 2016

After Meat

A word made by Ian Greer , A.K.A babieafro, A.K.A Reggie Ras, that means chafing of the penis after any semi extraneous activity or activities.

After hunting buffalo with Ian and Cameron, Eshan had a bad case of After Meat

by babieafro July 22, 2016

AfterShit

When you take a seriously hard shit and can feel the rumbles of it still in your colon

Ugh, I'm gonna get a serious aftershit after this shit.

by Slappdat September 19, 2016

afterswoon

To get swooned in the afternoon

R: *Does something sexy at 3pm
L: "Oh my good golly gosh. You just afterswooned me."

by LORRC November 14, 2016

Afterglide

When semen mixes with Astroglide to create a slimy, slippery substance.

"You gotta hand me a towel; I just came and this Afterglide is starting to get nasty."

by Tard Ferguson December 21, 2016