gum wrapper

n. the piece of paper that surrounds and protects a stick of gum; what you should put your gum in after you chew it to dispose of it politely

"Why do I need a gum wrapper if I'm just gonna stick it in yo momma's hair?"

by GaM3R5 February 4, 2010

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Dandy Rapper

1) A posh, suburban toff whom aspires to be a brother but has no true frame of refrence.
2) When you prove yourself to be intellectually superior to another through the medium of high brow rap entertainment with added "ghetto" colloquialisms.

Dandy Wrapper

1) A posh mans condom, often made from the intestines of endangered species (i.e. panda) and adorned with precious jewels/trinkets.

Dandy rapper/wrapper

Dandy Rapper - You sir, have just been dandy rapped!

Dandy Wrapper - 'Lay still, Margot, whilst the maid fetches me a Dandy Wrapper.'

by Monsieur Apelington June 15, 2010

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wrapper

A rapper who ran out of cool ways to spell words incorrectly.

Biatch, don't phuk wit mee. I'm a gudd daam wrapper.

by Dude Man December 29, 2004

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vacuum wrapped sausage

To have one's erect penis deflate and fall limp while attempting to put on a condom before sexual intercourse. This phenomena can sometimes be attibuted to the de-sensitizing feeling of wearing a condom. Sometimes, a sound similar to a deflating balloon can be heard, but this noise is actually from the flow of air into the the condom's vacuum left by the shrinking penis.

Dude that poor guy was about to lose his virginity to Shrudi but when he tried to put on a condom his penis went flaccid and became a vacuum wrapped sausage.

by soggy banana December 10, 2011

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