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Weiner Sad Time

1. When one's weiner is not played with by one or more parties; The opposite of 'Weiner fun time'.
2. When one's weiner is handled by another party without satisfaction
1. Tiffany and her friend didn't touch it last night, it was weiner sad time.
2. Tiffany was so awful with hand-stuff and mouth-stuff I had to tell her to stop, it was weiner sad time.
3. I was too drunk to get it up for Tiffany and I had weiner sad time.
by J_akespeare July 16, 2011
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Beemer weiner

To be drive by cock slapped. Or hit in the head with a cock from a passing by car.
Yeah dude i was jogging down the road and i got beemer weinered.
by Michelle Kensington March 11, 2010
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decent weinering

An average sexual encounter. Nothing great nothing terrible just average sex.
by Buddy johnny November 27, 2017
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weiner squeezer

The act of squeezing your weiner from the base to the tip.
As he sat in the chair across the table from me I knew he was a weiner squeezer when he couldn't keep his fingers from squeezing his penis from one end to the other repeatedly.
by D & A December 16, 2005
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Weiner Cousins

When 2 men fuck the same girl more than once or fuck two of the same girls at least once.
Jim and Ivan both fucked Chelsea twice this past month, thus they are WEINER COUSINS
by Mercmah April 22, 2009
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Weezer

A band that used to be good, but no longer is.
Man, Blue and Pinkerton are awesome, but Weezer really screwed it up with Green, Maladroit, and Make Believe.
by idio May 22, 2005
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Anthony Weiner

noun.
1)An arrogant, horny, nauseatingly stupid liberal congressman with impulse control issues who is now the punchline of countless jokes and innuendo.
2)A bad joke that writes itself.
3)An email, text, or tweet of your junk.
verb.
1)The act of emailing, texting, or tweeting someone a picture of your junk.
2)The act of blaming someone of hacking into your social networking account to Photoshop and/or distribute a picture of you and your junk (or someone else's junk).
by Dave Robber October 10, 2018
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