Red Carpet week

The week that your period is. The week that all guys should just be nice to you since your pissy anyway!

Dang it I cant beleive its red carpet week!

by true MC December 08, 2008

2 week challenge

The art of not masturbating for a period of 14 days (or 2 weeks). It is a tough and grueling challenge only achieved by men with balls.

Oh my god... I just completed the 2 week challenge, I am going to go treat myself!

by Your Handler July 26, 2018

One Week Nighter

When you smash a girl for one entire week every night,but then dump her the following week

Xavier: Would you have a one nighter with Tasha?
Adam: Nah, I'm finna have a one week nighter with her.

by Yoooooolmaooo May 13, 2018

Mid-Week Girlfriend

A girl that you only hang out with during the week because the weekends are too busy with parties.

Ya bro I totally hooked up with that chick last night because my girl is only a mid-week girlfriend

by Mighty Arrow April 17, 2010

DJ-A-Palooza Week

Your birthday week, where you make up rules and have to do them until your birthday, which is the last day of DJ-A-Palooza Week...

DJ-A-Palooza Week Rules "Must sing 90's boyband songs while in the shower" So you do that all week! Make up as many rules as the age you are turning: 20 rules if you are turning 20

by kitchencruzer October 03, 2008

Fuck The Owner Week

From December 21st to December 27th where the owner can be fucked in the ass without it being gay.

Jim "im going to fuck you in the ass" Owner "oh no please" Jim "its fuck the owner week so it's okay."

by meboss123437 September 28, 2023

last week's news

a term used to describe something that's common knowledge, old news; second rate to yesterday's news

Barry tries to keep us informed but the WM is always reaching out with last week's news, wtf

by Director November 14, 2007