Wax Lab

A place where fingers are burned and tears may be shed.
“Did you hear? We have wax lab all day tomorrow, isn’t that exciting!” - Sarcasm.net
by $$2th$$ October 30, 2021
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Cheetah Wax

A mix of reclaim and distillate wax.
Yo, let me get bricked up off the cheetah wax.
by xFearful August 29, 2021
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Waxing the ferret

Attempting to have sex with a limp dick. Also known as pushing rope.
She just wasn't that hot, so I ended up waxing the ferret for a while and giving up.
by legsmalone May 25, 2010
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Wax lighting

Wax lighting is a variation of gas lighting but it's done along a long period of time.
"omg Beth's been gas lighting me for years!"

"she's wax lighting you mate"
by Literate Scouser June 02, 2022
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Wax melt

Someone who makes out they’re tough but they’re soft as shit
Holly: do you want a fight?
David: shut up you ham wallet you’re such a wax melt!
by TheHWOG October 21, 2022
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PERIODIC ASS WAX SYNDROME

when you have ass wax all the damn time and it takes you at least 5 minutes to get it all off. Usually results in an assbleed.
Hobo 2: Hobo 1 get out of the bathroom. All the food is almost gone

Hobo 1: I have PERIODIC ASS WAX SYNDROME. Remember?

Hobo 2: Oh yeah nvm.
by Obama Bin Laden June 03, 2023
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