by qwertyass June 1, 2010
Get the slow walker mug.Pathetic excuse for a man. Like the above. Befriends women but due to screwed perception, mistakes simple friendship for sexual interest to the point of stalking. This always culminates in sobbing and self love in public places.
'Oh dear, Steve disappeared the night before thanksgiving. He was very drunk and upset with his housemate.'
'yes, for some reason he ran away to that Finnish girls house.'
'Really? The one who made it clear she is not interested in him?'
'That is the one. What's more she was off banging her fuck buddy while Steve sat outside her house.'
'Dear me! So what was he doing there that long?'
'Playing with himself and sobbing, you know what a cry wanker he is!'
'yes, for some reason he ran away to that Finnish girls house.'
'Really? The one who made it clear she is not interested in him?'
'That is the one. What's more she was off banging her fuck buddy while Steve sat outside her house.'
'Dear me! So what was he doing there that long?'
'Playing with himself and sobbing, you know what a cry wanker he is!'
by svenjamie November 10, 2014
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The act of ordering a Ridiculously long named coffee normally from a franchise coffe shop such as starbucks.
These people are called coffee wankers.
These people are called coffee wankers.
Jesus Victoria couldnt you have just ordered a large White coffee from starbucks instead of a Grande Skinny Latte with soya milk, twist of lemon and a sprinkle of Cinnamon and shot of vanilla? you dirty coffee wanker.
by Moonbizzle III September 25, 2009
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by j5_teh_evil November 16, 2002
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Get the bloody wanker mug.A wackronym is the term coined to define all the simply stupid acronyms we are bombarded with via AIM, MSNchat, Facebook, Myspace, Twitter, BBim, Ichat, and all other forms of modern communication.
LMFAO, OMG, dude, this chick was DTF, but I didnt have a condom. WTF, SMH, FML. . .
Bro, easy on the wackronyms.
Bro, easy on the wackronyms.
by Iambetterthanyouu June 10, 2009
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A person who tries to race but owns a really bad car that can't even exceed 100 miles an hour, but think he or she can beat anyone in a race.
A person who tries to race but owns a really bad car that can't even exceed 100 miles an hour, but think he or she can beat anyone in a race.
Wacer: Man i just saw that movie fast & furious, I'm gonna get an eclipse and i'll beat all of you fools!
Guy with Porsche: LOL!
Guy with Porsche: LOL!
by dboy May 5, 2005
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