Utility Shit

When you take a dump and its all Water and Gas.

Oh man I just took a mean utility shit.

by RiotStu April 29, 2008

Utilitarist

The utilitarist is that who adheres to utilitarism (the theory that cites the best thing to do is to sacrifice "the happiness of one to the advantage of the majority").

Everyone is an utilitarist in some way. I am being utilitarist now by writing this text in the example box to exemplify it. In this (example) case, is more of a (dub) case of "hedonist utilitarianism".

by Gman-ghost-Brazil November 9, 2009

uteruses before duderuses

Like chicks before dicks but better.

There's this boy i like, met him at the food court, he has hair like gretsky and he does jumps on his skateboard. Hope he asks me out, except I do not before my best friend likes him aswell and as we know. Uteruses before duderuses

by Nostrils4dayz January 4, 2017

Utkarshni

A girl who is Beautiful, sexy and and cute at the same time. She loves to travel. She is a comedian and the best part about her is that she is a big time foodie.

You can also call her FAB.

What do you want to be in life?

I want to grow up and become Utkarshni

by @naamakool May 2, 2018

Utah werewolf

A deer ass taxidermied to look like a wolf with inbreeding. Bought for laughs or given as a gag gift.

I got Dale a Utah werewolf for his birthday, you should have seen his face

by techn1ciaN September 2, 2018

Utopian Society

A society containing no laws, rules, regulations, currency, ruler, nor anything substantial for a society of our current day. People have free roam and may do whatever they please without authority or observation.

My prior home planet was a Utopian Society.

by Vaporwave Tears July 4, 2019

Utah Jazz

A team that you can tell got relocated to Utah. What is jazzy about Utah?

A team name like the Utah Jazz is a lot like a team named the Utah Marlins.

by Solid Mantis February 25, 2021