Uncle

The name you must call your mums boyfriend when you are little.

Uncle Les is the best uncle I've ever had!

by Rich Lawson May 31, 2005

An Uncle Bailey

A sick perverted comments made, an action that crossed every line your mother ever taught you, an act so gross that all you could do was shrug your shoulders and say, "Oh, he/she pulled an Uncle Bailey" and shudder.
The initials "UB" also count.

After seeing a friend knowingly drink a spit-filled beverage..
Having a friend climb in bed with you..
Someone making a crude referance to something sacred or loved..
At seeing a flasher or someone wearing clothing they shouldn't..
"Oh, he/she pulled an Uncle Bailey/UB"

by Matt Windt November 6, 2008

Call my Uncle

Taking a Shit.

Can I call my uncle at your house later?

by callmyuncle October 23, 2009

Uncle Sam's Tennessee Turkey

It is mainly described as the very inhumane act of deficating on a innocent young female and ejaculating on her face whilst consuming a quite delicious golden glazed turkey leg and reciting the pledge of allegance.

Dude Man! Roberto gave Tina the gnarliest Uncle Sam's Tennessee Turkey last night!

by Robertojohnson10 September 16, 2009

Uncle Milo

A homosexual man who tends to be politically conservative. An Uncle Milo typically holds a moderate to strong right-wing stance on most political issues and cares little about or is indifferent to the concept of same-sex marriage. An Uncle Milo generally does not identify with mainstream LGBT culture, often viewing such individuals as too unruly or promiscuous for their personal taste and tend to hold moderate to highly unfavorable views of left-wing society as a whole.

Chad said he doesn't care what happens to gay marriage just so long as they keep Hillary out. He's such an Uncle Milo...

by Uncle Milo May 11, 2017

uncle Grandpa

When your uncle gets married to yo grandma and is now your uncle grandpa.

yo who the fuck is that?

that’s my uncle grandpa you thot

by suckmymiddletoe November 7, 2018

The Uncle Roger

The Uncle Roger is a sex move where you put MSG on your partners genitals and then go down on them…

Met this girl last night at the bar …
Took her home and did The Uncle Roger

Tasted amazing

by Wan21 November 23, 2021