turkey head

Similar to a woman who is a chicken head, but only a tad smarter.

The only reason your sister isn't a chicken head is because she graduated college, although her choice of boyfriends makes her a turkey head.

by Worldhead November 27, 2009

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turkey basket

the act of putting your cock and balls between your legs and bending over to show someone. you then shake up and down or side to side to show the world your balls, dick and asshole. popularly performed out of a window of a moving car.

man i showed alex's mom my turkey basket last night and she was so impressed by it that she blew me...then i abe lincoln'd that ho.

by barrak obama November 14, 2007

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Turkey-Cat

A fat cat obsessed with meow mix. His arched (Yes, arched) enemy is Chicken-Cat, a purina obsessed moron. His best friend is Pigeon-Cat, who is also a fellow meow mix muncher.

Turkey-Cat: Meow
Chicken-Cat: -Slides around and bumps him-
Turkey-Cat: (Can't walk, too fat) -Eats meow mix-

by Meow Mix Muncher August 14, 2008

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Turkey Hangover

Overeating at any given Thanksgiving day gala to the point that you feel completely miserable the next day.

Oh boy - I ate entirely too much at Grandma's house and have a major turkey hangover today. I'm going to have to hit the gym for a week to get rid of all those calories from yesterday!

by mrbaconator November 27, 2009

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