Dartington Threesome

Something that promises to be good, but is in fact so disappointing it is positively injurious.

This stems from the case of a certain Mr X, a plumber from Hitchin, Herts, UK, whose former girlfriend offered him a threesome as a birthday treat - except that on answering the door in expectation of his partner's friend, the extra person - who was male (sub-optimal, but not in itself fatal to the project), turned out instead to be expecting a homosexual encounter as Mr X's girlfriend was proposing merely to watch whilst Mr X had sex with the stranger - ie "A Dartington Threesome" is an M-M but no F threesome...".

Dartington Threesome by Vulgarsty May 10, 2021

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dogcatcher's threesome

When you have a threesome with 2 girls that don't add up to a 6 combined

The only redeeming part of the dogcatcher's threesome is when he put his dick in the second girl's mouth and asked "how does that pussy taste?"

dogcatcher's threesome by ldslngr July 9, 2014

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Angel's Threesome

A sexual experience involving three men.

Angel's Threesomes first originated in Ancient Greece. Legend says that Zeus, Hercules, and Alexander the Great were the original participants when they had sex.

Angel's Threesome by Jessica Candy July 26, 2023