Thomas

Most often a tall, dark and handsome white guy with dark hair, amazing smile and large penis . He is usually the smartest, coolest and best looking guy around but is so down to earth that he doesn't even realize it. He is very caring and has the most gorgeous eyes that are so hypnotizing that women fall in love just by gazing into them. He is also amazing in bed and drives women wild. Women sometimes fight over him and he doesn't even know it because they are too shy to let him know how they feel.

That Thomas is so freaking hot its unbelievable.

by amyjohnson168 October 9, 2013

thomas the dank engine

A gamer who on csgo never stops and cant be beat

Thomas the dank engine joined we had all better quit

by thatonerager November 6, 2015

Thomas Jefferson

Someone who wrote the following: when in the Course of human events, it becomes necessary for one people to dissolve the political bands which have connected them with another, and to assume among the powers of the earth, separate and equal station to which the Laws of Nature and of Nature's God entitle them, a decent respect to the opinions of mankind requires that they should declare the causes which impel them to the separation.

Thomas Jefferson wrote the Declaration of Indipendence.

by Mr. Awesome II July 10, 2015

mousetrap thomas

while a girl gives you head you shit your pants and the girl gags on the smell of the shit and throws up on your dick.

"omfg dude guess what?!"

"what?"

"I gave Betty a moustrap Thomas last nite and she was puking for hours!"

by Todd January 15, 2005

University of St. Thomas

A school located in St. Paul, Minnesota that was established for spoiled, rich kids who think their shit doesn't smell. It is a collaboration of douches who become sexually aroused at the very sight of an Abercrombie & Fitch logo.

Person 1: I love myself, even if everyone around me thinks I'm a douche in my Abercrombie & Fitch clothes. Where should I go to school?

Person 2: You should go to University of St. Thomas with all the other douche bags!

by What the fuck is a Tommies? September 14, 2010

thomasdragon

the word thomasdragon possibly originated in an old hallow well. thomasdragon means all that is cool and lovely and friendly and open and gentle and dear. potentially skilled at flying and nesting, also potentially iridescent. a thomasdragon is full of juicey wisdom, musical and otherwise. if you can find one, know that you are very, very fortunate.

i do wish thomasdragon were here so there could be chill walkage.

by random September 2, 2004

thomas the wank engine

Someone who masturbates all the time , giving them the nickname Thomas the wank engine.

Thomas the wank engine ...fap ...fap ....fap

by Megalumps December 5, 2017