When you are on the toilet at work and you spread your asscheeks to minimize any fart sounds which would make your coworkers weirded out and silently judge you.
Man A: Yeah man you gotta do the Moses Fart around these people, they'll silently judge you for farting!
Man B: I miss the days where a man could let a fart in at work without being silently judged...
Man B: I miss the days where a man could let a fart in at work without being silently judged...
by Filiosp April 14, 2020
Get the Moses Fartmug. The resulting gas bomb from Guacamole and Jager Bombs, or perhaps Brocoli. Requires multiple people to form a circle around someone (preferably a new-born baby) and back into it and blast it with gas bomb farts until the baby develops blindness and/or deafness.
"Here's a coupon for 1 free fart coma. I get my buddies over, we do about 20 jager bombs a piece, a lot of guac is involved. Then we back up into it and we just hit the baby with farts until it can’t see or hear.”
by Grundlenuts September 4, 2012
Get the Fart Comamug. Flatulence that is so vile and powerfully wet it sounds like an angry bull moose during mating season.
The smell is so primitive that it's repugnant.
The smell is so primitive that it's repugnant.
I don't know who's in that men's room stall right now but they just dropped a moose fart. The air was thick. I couldn't breath.
by Eaton Holgoode February 24, 2017
Get the Moose Fartmug. That balletic squatting stance that allows a person a free and unobstructed position from which to blow a truly effective fart.
I watched his artistic subtlety as he achieved a fart plie that was not only astounding but perfect.
by Dr Bunnygirl May 28, 2019
Get the fart pliemug. Like thought stopping, it is a cognitive behavioral technique to stop unwanted toxic farts from exiting your ass.
by Dr Bunnygirl July 21, 2019
Get the fart stoppingmug. 
by Kheyzeno November 4, 2020
Get the Juggle fartmug.