Christmas crap

Christmas stuff in general: decorations, wrapping paper, ornaments, and so on.

Take all that Christmas crap back to the basement!

by Tiernan47 August 5, 2022

Glimmer of crap

When one is constipated and gets excited at every small sensation of pressure within. This small hope of release is called a glimmer of crap.

Fml, I’m constipated again, not even a glimmer of crap all week!

by dontuseyourrealname101 January 11, 2022

tactical crap

when you shit to confuse your attack

person A. i won via a tactical crap

person B: good

by chris_luva February 2, 2022

its a crap

The scene it’s a trap but with shit

Oh no its a crap

by The only pug July 16, 2021

Catapult crap

Leaning far forward off the toilet then proceeding to let your shit fly right into the bowl

Grab your phone it’s time for a catapult crap

by Annonomous3221 May 25, 2021

crap for brains

Literally having shit in your skull, in place of brains.

Stu has shit for brains, that fools needs to FFIO.

by Hempknight January 24, 2003

crap shoot

crap shoot = college admissions

Admission to the top 10 colleges in the U.S. is a crap shoot no matter how good you are.

by itisi November 13, 2007