internet clap

One or more computer virus infestations resulting from visiting questionable web-sites, especially porn sites.

"I can't finish this presentation, I've come down with internet clap and now I can only surf pop-ups."

by Coma, the Doof Warrior January 3, 2020

slap and clap

Donkey Kong's forward-smash in Super Smash Bros.

I slap and clapped that Sheik into oblivion.

by LowTier January 31, 2018

clap scan

A pun on 'CAT scan', a clap scan involves undergoing urine and/or blood tests to find out if you've got cooties or not. Sometimes condoms can break, or someone told you they were clean when they weren't. That's when you need a clap scan.

Hey, good news, my clap scan came back clean.

by MexicanJumpingLlama November 27, 2019

clap drappler

The act of placing one's hands around anothers penis and repeatedly clapping your hands together.

Hey honey do you want me to start with foreplay by me giving you the clap drappler?

by Iva Tinkle February 26, 2011

Beaver Clap

1. A queef

2. A disruption of a woman’s lower lips

Hey bro, did you hear that chicks beaver clap?

by Tpttooter946 July 16, 2018

Consensual Clapping

Consensual Clapping is a just another word for sex or consensual rape.

Last night me and my girl where Consensual Clapping.

by FuckingNug September 14, 2018

limp claps

something originating on the youtube channel of jacks films, used when congradulating someone

im giving you limp claps for that

by qwertyuiopkjhgfdsazxcvbnmkuytr January 11, 2018