text-up

A text message update, when somethings going on and someone sends you a (usually discrete) text message that tells you about the situation

So I asked my friend to see if my gf was cheating on me, and now I'm waiting for a text-up

by burnsh May 11, 2010

Jumble Text

When one sends a text that is a mixture of unmeaningful letters and or numbers. It could be out of frustration, or to just be annoying.

SAM: hey how r u and talor doing ??
PAIGE: ajdhgisdgebsogfh
SAM: way to jumble text

by LYNN SAM May 4, 2009

stink texting

the art of text messaging while defecating

I didn't have a newspaper, so I killed a few minutes on the can by stink texting.

by DRGTYJ January 19, 2009

Lash Text

synonym for drunk texts. Texts sent while "on the lash"; texts you usually regret, and are most of the time incoherent and vulgar in nature.

1. "dude, i'm going on the fucking lash tonight, I'll lash text you later"

2. "Man was I drunk as shit last night, I lash texted all those hoes in my phone trying to get some"

3. "Stop lash texting me you idiot and sober up. You're acting like you're on your Gap Yah"

by C. Murdah July 5, 2012

octa-text

when a girl or guy texts you 8 times in a row.

octa-text
her:where are you?
her:we should talk
her: i kinda like you
her:please respond
her:hey
her:i dont know what to do
her:please
her:come on talk to me

by fittinginfrattingly August 5, 2012

"Manial" Text

When a guy minimally texts a girl. As in, he doesn't ignore the girl,which would allow the girl to begin hating him, but also does not text her enough to woo her. He text the minimal amount to keep her interested.

Girl texts Guy: Wanna go see a movie on Friday.

Guy texts Girl: Sounds fun.

Girl texts Friend: I think I just got a "manial" text. He didn't say no, but he didn't say yes, and he didn't ask me to do anything else. Do you think he's into me?

by valeritude November 11, 2011

Bag Texting

When you try not to be rude texting while you are out with friends so you hide it by texting with the phone still in your bag. This is an attempt to trick people that you are with into not thinking you are rude when in fact it is so obvious when you are standing there with your bag open and your whole hand is in the bag, holding your phone, texting.

"Hey! what are you looking for in your bag, Jenn?" "Oh nothing, I'm just bag texting".

by XtinaX123 July 30, 2011