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Sleep Texting

Sleep texting is where your brain will enter a sleep like state (usually late at night) while texting. Making you the things that are on your mind making your friends very confused..
Me: so what are you doing

Friend: nothing much, you?

Me: rawring in the street

Friend: what?

Me: shawk week isd a best

Friend: are you sleep texting?
by Reaper.... December 25, 2016
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One word texter

A person who replies to a text with one word
Rebecca : I just sent my boyfriend the cutest text and he replied with one word

Jamie: he is such a one word texter
by Pookiebear213 September 14, 2016
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TW(texting whore)

to have very dirty awkward talk over text messaging
I had a very bad conversation on a text msg last night. Now everyone is calling me a TW(texting whore).
by Tanishiak April 18, 2008
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wet texting

When people start flooding you with texts and/or text emojis even when you don't respond
Instead of blowing my phone this guy/girl is wet texting the fuck out of my phone
by Wet texting December 11, 2016
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texter jogger

Somebody with extreme kinetic/mental multitasking abilities who can write and send text messages to others while jogging on a treadmill.
"Did that girl text you back?"
"Yeah, she said she's on the treadmill"
"Ah, she's one of those texter joggers."
by Lulu Luciole April 2, 2009
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texting turrets

the inability of a person to censor their text messages after a few glasses of wine. This condition leads to texting the president of the PTA/preacher/grandmother things like "that coke whore ass-pounder" or " crazy motherfucker is trying to see my beaver" and "pussy-ass-dildo-sucker". Generally occurs with the suburban cougar crowd. A person with texting turrets also provides great submissions for TFLN
Cougar 1 "last night i suffered a baaad case of texting turrets"
Cougar 2 "WTF?"
Cougar 1 " i sent a text to our waiter asking him to throw his hotdog down my hallway"
Cougar 2 "OMG - did he?"
by thepoopadoop October 13, 2010
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texty texterton

Somebody who does nothing but txt all day.
Joe: blah blah blah Twitter blah blah blah TFLN blah blah blah YouTube

Frank: @Joe, you're such a texty texterton, you do nothing but twitter all day!!
by jevanyn December 30, 2009
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