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turkey basket

the act of putting your cock and balls between your legs and bending over to show someone. you then shake up and down or side to side to show the world your balls, dick and asshole. popularly performed out of a window of a moving car.
man i showed alex's mom my turkey basket last night and she was so impressed by it that she blew me...then i abe lincoln'd that ho.
turkey basket by barrak obama November 14, 2007

Turkey-Cat

A fat cat obsessed with meow mix. His arched (Yes, arched) enemy is Chicken-Cat, a purina obsessed moron. His best friend is Pigeon-Cat, who is also a fellow meow mix muncher.
Turkey-Cat: Meow
Chicken-Cat: -Slides around and bumps him-
Turkey-Cat: (Can't walk, too fat) -Eats meow mix-
Turkey-Cat by Meow Mix Muncher August 14, 2008

Turkey Hangover 

Overeating at any given Thanksgiving day gala to the point that you feel completely miserable the next day.
Oh boy - I ate entirely too much at Grandma's house and have a major turkey hangover today. I'm going to have to hit the gym for a week to get rid of all those calories from yesterday!
Turkey Hangover by mrbaconator November 27, 2009
The turkey is the best part of thanksgiving. Usually it is wet and sloppy.
This also refers to the wet pussy of a middle age MILF
Hey matt, your mom made really nice turkey last night.
Turkey by Turkeylover13 March 26, 2019
A girl that’s a thot
Shorty a whole turkey bro
Turkey by Baltimorefinest May 31, 2019

Swollen Turkey Neck

The inflamed itchy bumps on males balls, often resemble a turkey neck.
Wife: Why are your hands in your pants?

Husband: I have a swollen Turkey Neck. Now get off my back.
Swollen Turkey Neck by Web7433 September 16, 2010