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sleepsterbating

The act of masturbating from the minute you wake up just to fall back to sleep once again
Guy 1: why hasn't ethan woken up yet? It's noon
Guy 2: dude you know he's sleepsterbating, he's going to out for a while
by FrostbiteXP November 30, 2015
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Sweeping the D

1. Getting someone's number (digits) or flirting.
"Sweeping" in on someone you wanna hit up or bang. The "D" is a play on dick or digits.

Both apply in the moment pretty much.
ex 1.
Sarah: "Oh dude did you see that guy?"
Marisa: "He's hot. I'd sweep his d."

ex 2.
Haley: "I'm totally sweeping the d with this guy right now."
Max: "The one you keep staring at?"
Haley: "Yeah he keeps looking back at me like I don't know. I'm gonna go talk to him."
by gay baby dog December 15, 2015
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Sweeping

the art of flirting with and befriending a group of women who have reserved a table in a club with the purpose of then drinking some or all of their alcohol whilst they are fully aware you are doing it and without them taking offence to it.

The term is derived from the act commonly performed by females on desperate and horny men who have rented tables in Las Vegas nightclubs whereby the women would steal the men's drinks.

The act of sweeping is considered highly challenging and commendable amongst men due to the level of difficulty involved.
"Dave I'm a bit short on cash mate "
"That's ok bro we'll just do some SWEEPING when we get in the club"
by Heybae438856 April 15, 2016
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Sweeper

(noun) A middle aged person (usually female) who’s primary job is to sit at home all day and enter sweepstakes.
Janine enters like 1000 sweeps a day and she gets all this free shit from it, she is such a sweeper!
by djcraze May 27, 2016
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Sheeps

Plural for sheep like a cow is cows or horse is horses sheep should be called Sheeps for all future generations
Hey look at the Sheeps in the paddock they look rather wooly
by Choodz August 1, 2016
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SheepShifter

A meta-construct only player.
Sheep shifters can take multiple forms (most commonly of the admins pacs but is not limited to unanimated object ex: crates ) SheepShifters or mor commonly known as Sheeps are docile and interactive with most players.
untill today (1/5/2017) only one specimen has been found.
Aditional Info Can be found in china as a genuine Weabo, Little knowledge in programing, calls himself a wizzard.
Pac is bullshiting whit me again! ~SheepShifter
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sweep the porch

To brush away lint, crumbs, dandruff, etc. away from the pubic hair of an individual prior to performing oral sex.
She was fine as fuck, but if you gotta sweep the porch to get in, you probably don't wanna go inside anyway.
by pbrdrunk January 10, 2017
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