strappadicktome

The act of strapping on a fake dick. or a contraption made up of a dildo with a body harness made of several straps

This was also the nickname of a wanker i worked with

I didnt have a penis so i had to wear my strappadicktome

by schminky March 24, 2009

strached

The act in witch someone both scraches and pulls/streches you. One of the two is usually acidental

He strached me last night when we were play fighting

by randomworkmaker November 13, 2009

strapthog

A strapthog is a person who is extremely strange. They say and do very wierd things. They may also eat other peoples food. It is not always an insult but its not usually a compliment.

Did you hear what he just said?" ... "yeah ... what a strapthog !!

by legan4thnorth October 14, 2010

strap on the belt

Bar game for when a guy has successfully hooked up with the fattest girl in the club . Once a hook-up has been assured(girl agrees to leave for sexual reasons), the suitor will gesture to his buddies that he is wrapping an invisible
belt around his waist like a WWE wrestler. The victor drinks for free the following weekend.

After the behemoth at the bar broke her third barstool, Ted helped her up and they immediateley headed for the door. Ted flashed the strap on the belt sign on his way out, a clear winner of Saturday's main event.

by the mad deucer March 18, 2011

strap on a bender

To get cataclysmically fucked up.

Captain America is straight edge, but man did he strap on a bender last Tuesday; Ridgewood police gave that mofo a free ride to Valley Hospital.

by stateworkers July 25, 2015

Strapping Off

When a girl pretends to "jerk off" wearing a strap on

Courtney was so drunk she started strapping off

by Carson_dex October 2, 2015

strahan

An abnormally large turd (or average sized log for a 6'5" man with increased fiber intake). Often results in an immense sense of pride and accomplishment, so much so that you are inclined to show off to friends and family.

Kelly: Hey Michael, did you see that strahan I left for you in the cisgender bathroom?
Michael: That was yours?? I thought I forgot to flush after first breakfast. Hi five!

Guy 1: Did you see my strahan on instagram?
Guy 2: Everyone saw it, good call on the Washington for size reference
Guy 1: Thanks, I saw that in a movie.

by regulartime May 4, 2016