Frog Socks

A reusable cloth condom with googly eyes and a long stretchy tongue often green colored from neglect.

I need to go to the laundromat, I totally used the Frog Socks last night and Debra vomited on it.

by FrogSox May 9, 2021

fig.socks

Noun: The most concerning individual on Instagram dot com. Lover to Kyojuro Rengoku (by force) and incredibly talented artist. Derived from the root words "fig" and "lemon socks," in reference to popular indie musician Cavetown. Kitchikuo's greatest companion, and snommies' arch nemesis.
Adjective: **** ** **** *** ** ****** **** *** ******* **** ** *****

"Have you seen fig.socks' new story posts? They are literally the most disturbing things I have ever seen."

"Wake up babe, new fig.socks Rengoku merch countdown is almost up!"
"I just figged my sock."

by kitchikuo December 20, 2022

TIS -> This is Stockholm

A phrase, just used in Stockholm, to express Stockholm specific phenomena.

Two guys are standing in a que for 1.5 hours, before getting in the club, which is surprisingly empty.
guy1: dude, why's that shithole so empty?
guy2: man relax!! TIS

They go to the bar, ordering 2 Long Island Icetea.
They cost 50$.
guy1: WTF!?!
guy2: man relax!! TIS

guy1 tries to impress 5 hot blond black panties wearing chicks, which could be world's next topmodel...He's acting like crazy, bringing all of his best dancemoves...No of them even give him a single look. Sweaty and disappointed, he goes to guy2 who just says: I am sorry to tell you bro, TIS -> This is Stockholm

by chrizzzzd December 18, 2008

hitting the sticks

Going out for a round of golf

I was hitting the sticks with Joe and got a hole in sauced out of my mind. Best day ever.

by bendytendy August 24, 2011

Pippy cock stocking

When you take your girls braids and tie them behind your back while she is giving you head, locking her mouth on your dick.

I will only date a chick if her hair is long enough for me to pippy cock stocking her.

by Gulf shores fathead September 17, 2012

Crusty tube socks

The most powerful artifact ever know by mankind. Forged with sweat and blood by the almighty car detailers at U-Haul, and currently in possetion of the Noble knight James Tyree. Armed with his fedora of faith and crusty tube socks, there is no being in the multi-verse that can match his raw power.

General Noman: everyone retreat! We are no match for the Crusty tube socks

by Wet_sack.mp4 August 13, 2018

facebook stocker

Someone who stocks up on an abnormally large amount of friends on facebook for the purpose of stalking.

Gack, the facebook stocker is stocking up on more victims again for him to stalk.

by KomKastKable Guy December 16, 2009