smoorhs

reverse spelling of shrooms. A way to talk about mushies without people knowing

"Yo son we eatin smoorhs tonight?"
"Fuck yea man, i just got a bag of some of those purple smoorhs"

by accbfball October 5, 2011

grand-Smother

The overbearing, spoiling, mollycoddling, meddlesome mother of a parent. Often found participating in the unsolicited role of taking over the parenting job from the actual parent.

I used to leave the baby with Devin's step-mom but when I went to pick the baby up after work, that grand-Smother wouldn't hand the kid over and actually snarled at me.

by rach2013 October 21, 2013

cooch smoocher

A person's lips, could be a man or woman. But normally lesbian women, or straight males lips.

I dont want my cooch smoochers to get chapped.

by RedBaron69 December 27, 2017

Pickle smooch

A person kissing a penis

Johnathan is a pickle smooch.

by Smok710 February 19, 2019

Hershey smooch

When you eat your partner's ass and kiss them immediately after

"Hey wanna go back to my place, I wanna give you a Hershey smooch."

by brandinivalid February 22, 2019

Montana Smooch

When two people spread their butt cheeks really wide apart and try to touch their butt holes together.

Hey Bill, take your pants off and spread your cheeks I want to try and give you a Montana Smooch.

by Top knot December 8, 2019

School Smoocher

Somebody who exclusively hooks up with people in school (mostly elementary) parking lots

Omg jacob is such a school smoocher! He just hu with his girl at bridge elementary school!

by Npizzle123 June 15, 2021