slapping pappy

To choke the chicken, beat the meat, or jerk ones self off.

I wish he would get out of the bathroom, he must be in there slapping pappy!

by City cowgirl May 16, 2018

Slappin' Bags

Grab a box of boxed wine and proceed to take the wine bag out of the box. Hoist said wine bag over head and proceed to chug while your homies slap said wine bag. May be done in our outside of a kiddie pool.

Boy 1: Got any boxed wine bro?
Boy 2: Yeah? You down for slappin' bags in the barracks this weekend?
Boy 1: Yeah bro just stole my lil sister's kiddie pool.

by RicoThraxx July 16, 2018

Slappa Titties

A pair of breasts that are small, but elongated resembling water balloons that are not fully filled. The only thing you can do with them is squeeze at the base and slap the oblong protrusion.

“The bitch I was with last night had slappa titties. Couldn’t do anything with em but squeeze and slap em until they turned red.”

by JT Return of the Mack 9797 August 3, 2018

Slappin midgets

When a male jerks his gherkin. The ole pickle tickle.

Hey man, is Nate Dogg slappin midgets again!? That's the fifth time today.

by Realvimshady March 31, 2019

Slappie

A person who fucks around in the weight room or any place where someone is actually trying to be serious, work, and/or get things done

“Hey did you see Bees? He was tossing the weights and dancing. What a fuckin slappie”

“Yeah I saw that. We have too many slappies”

by BigKahuna144 October 9, 2019

Slipper

what persona parents use to spank their kids

JOHNNY COME HERE RIGHT NOW OR ILL SOANK YOU WITH A SLIPPER

by OS GoST January 11, 2020

Slappityslapslap

A slappityslapslap is defined as what will happen if you do not get above a 90% on any test, quiz, or other such things. A friend of yours will slappityslapslap you if you do not get above a 90%. This is an incentive to pass your tests.

Ugh I failed the test now my friend is going to slappityslapslap me.

by A_A_Koala October 12, 2020