DIRTY STRIPED SHEETS

To be so plastered drunk that one is unable to or forgets to wipe their own ass following a shit upon getting home from a night of drinking. Then, as you roll and otherwise restlessly move during the night in your bed, you leave streaks of shit in the pattern of stripes on your solid colored sheets.

Are those brown and white stripes on your sheets? No. Those are Dirty Striped Sheets. Enough said.

by SPORTIN' WOOD July 7, 2008

shele

A total dick, in all regards. Basically disrespects people and puts them down.

"Why are you acting like a shele

by idkdudette September 25, 2014

Blackberry Bomb Shelter

The place a man should go when his woman is nearing her bad time with her blackberries.

1. My wife is acting like a total bitch time for me to head to the Blackberry Bomb Shelter.
2. My husband is acting like a total jackass he better go hide out in his Blackberry Bomb Shelter.

by Dr. Debutante January 13, 2008

skeet sheet

a piece of paper towel used to clean up your mess after punching clown.

My skeet sheet is stuck to the lamp shade

by Andrew Stump January 10, 2006

Sheetloaf

When you fart in bed and leave a brown nugget behind.

"What do you want for dinner?" "I think I baked a sheetloaf last night, we can have that."

by caveman12 April 15, 2008

sheetsbaked

To get horribly distracted from doing what you intend on doing and not accomplishing anything.

Erik: "Dude, did you blog it up last night?"
Nathan: No ... I got ... sheetsbaked."
Erik: "Ouch."

by themaneatingcar October 18, 2008

Sheleeza

Hot black girl who likes:

A large variety of music
Anime
Drawing
Reading
Animal's

And is sometime's bi-polar but still is awesome and sexy

"ZOMG what a sheleeza"
"oh hot DAYUM I want that in MAH bed tonight!"

by the smarmasor who ate Sara April 29, 2009