A joke that was trending a couple years ago. When you are at a dinner with your parents and your boyfriend, you say “daddy, can you pass the salt?” And then the boyfriend and the father both reach for it
“Man she totally embarrassed me in front of her parents”
“What did she do?”
“That pass the salt joke”
“Dude you are dead”
“What did she do?”
“That pass the salt joke”
“Dude you are dead”
by xoxo Meg December 24, 2017
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Tom:DUDE MY COUSIN JUST GOT HIS FACE EATEN OFF BY A BATH SALT ZOMBIE!!!
david: STFU I'm doing bath salts right now
Tom: NOOOOOOO
David: *eats Tom's face off*
Tom:FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
david: STFU I'm doing bath salts right now
Tom: NOOOOOOO
David: *eats Tom's face off*
Tom:FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
by DRUGGY BITCH December 12, 2012
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An act where a male dips his moist testicles into a bucket of salt. The male then climbs up onto a cattle fence with his testicles free for all the world to see. He then proceeds to call over the cattle which have quite the liking for salt. Whilst the bovine is licking the man's testicles like a melting ice cream cone, the male proceeds to thrust his penis repeatedly into the nostril of the cow until climax.
Old man Smitha was always sure to have at least one sick cow with a runny nose to prevent chaffage during his daily performance of the farmer John salt lick.
by Kenneth Fister July 14, 2010
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Dude, did you hear about that bath salt zombie in Miami? He ate a guy's face off!
Yeah man, drugs are dangerous. Hope we don't have anymore bath salt zombies.
Yeah man, drugs are dangerous. Hope we don't have anymore bath salt zombies.
by funkyricky July 13, 2012
Get the bath salt zombie mug.A term commonly used in colloquial Trinibagonian conversations used essentially to tell people to "fuck off"
Joe: Frankie ask to borrow the wacker.
Kyle: Tell he tuh suck salt, last time I had to go and beg him fuh it back.
Kyle: Tell he tuh suck salt, last time I had to go and beg him fuh it back.
by yhsiah July 22, 2021
Get the suck salt mug.Giving a great deal of thought to something, whether it be something quite insignificant, or a life-altering choice that has to be made. Often accompanied by a vacant stare into the room.
Sitting on salt may have two fall-outs.
1) You may find a positive conclusion and end up "using the salt" for something useful,
2) You may come to a negative conclusion and end up throwing salt in your own wounds.
Sitting on salt about anything for a long period of time is disadvised.
Sitting on salt may have two fall-outs.
1) You may find a positive conclusion and end up "using the salt" for something useful,
2) You may come to a negative conclusion and end up throwing salt in your own wounds.
Sitting on salt about anything for a long period of time is disadvised.
by Siabata April 25, 2011
Get the Sitting on Salt mug.pull a salt or pulling a salt, or doing a salt is when you have a team mate in left 4 dead that accidentally throws a molotov (a fire in a bottle) way too close to the whole team, managing to down them or kill them all.
Teammate 1: *throws a molotov*
Teammate 2: "dude, did you pull a salt on us?"
Teammate 1: "i'm sorry, I thought the fire wouldn't hit us. It didn't seem like i threw it that close!"
Teammate 2: "dude, did you pull a salt on us?"
Teammate 1: "i'm sorry, I thought the fire wouldn't hit us. It didn't seem like i threw it that close!"
by slushiestfiend March 9, 2017
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