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Hong Kong surprise

When you are at an oriental message parlor and waiting for your happy ending the chick pulls out her cock and makes you suck it. She finishes with a donkey punch because at this point you are confused.
Dan walked into the lucky dragon and was expecting a happy ending when all of the sudden the woman pulls out her cock and forces poor dan into the Hong Kong surprise. Dan is confused but somewhat aroused then she donkey punches him to finish him off.
by twigsandberries October 24, 2011
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creamy surprise

When you cut out the bottom of a popcorn bag at the movies and put your dick in it, so when the girl reaches in it they feel your dick.
I finished the popcorn and Jane gave me a creamy surprise!
by KeemisDad January 11, 2017
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coconut surprise

n. - the act of having unprotected sex, pulling out before ejaculation, ejaculating on one's hand, and slapping the girl in the face.
Hmmm, I don't have a condom. What should I do? I know!... ha, coconut surprise, bitch!
by Jengajam October 14, 2006
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Maryvale Surprise Party

A Maryvale Surprise Party is a drive by shooting by an illegal mexican in Arizona.
I was sound asleep when three mexicans in a 1976 cadillac decided to throw a Maryvale Surprise Party
by mooseantlers October 31, 2008
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Secere Surprise

The act of pretending to masturbate and spitting on your hand and slapping it on someone's face.
You want to sleep by yourself, but you are at your cabin or on vacation and you have to share a bed. Act like you are masturbating then spit on your hand and slap it in their face and give them that nice,wet, Secere Surprise. It usually works like a charm. Or do it just to have a good time... try it out!
by BigC69 April 13, 2009
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Cow Pie Surprise

A cow pie surprise is when you go to a farm and walk out into the field and find a crusty cow pie. You must do this in the daylight so you can find a good ripe pie, but if you must do it at night just remember. . . .BOOTS. Anywho, after finding the right one, you sneak into a friends room while he or she is sleeping. Climb up on a chair or nightstand, anything with some height. Once stable yell "FIRE, FIRE, THE HOUSE IS ON FIRE!" the victim will awake wondering what's going on. Once you can see the whites of their eyes, let the pie fly and gravity will do its thing smacking the person in the face.

NOTE: Have a camera ready for the "shitty" look that you will reiceve.

NOTE: Gloves may be needed. The cow pie may have a gooey middle, also known as a SLOPPY COW PIE SURPRISE.
Person 1: Man, Did you see that shitty look Turza had after his cow pie surprise.

Person 2: No but he did smell like shit all day.
by MC-Cloud December 7, 2006
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skyrocket surprise

when you pull out of a woman before ejaculating and lay down, and the woman rubs the penis between her buttcheeks. then, as you are about to cum, you tell her to get underneath you and you jack off into the air, attempting to shoot in an arc into her mouth.
"So Jenalee, how about a skyrocket surprise for dinner?"
by Revan January 25, 2006
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