Beef Stroke It Off

The gentle art of onanism.
ie wank

No, i cant come out tonight, im having beef stroke it session.

by Anonymous December 28, 2004

stonk

A fecal or flatulent smell that will not dissipate.

I was enveloped in my own stonk.

by ken dressler August 6, 2003

Shronk

Shronk is Shrek spliced with Mike Wazowski. It can be used for describing anything gross or ugly.

Your mum looks like Shronk.
This food tastes like Shronk.

by $eamu$ November 12, 2017

Stonks

The stonkiest stonks are the best ones

Mmm yes stonks

by 6199357N1994 August 28, 2019

Phone stroke

Whenever your cell phone suddenly dies during a text session, conversation, or any mode of communication due to battery malfunction or technical malfunction. Thus causing a period of time of uncertainty in the minds of the people you had been communicating with while the phone either stays powerless or while it reboots and reconnects.

Dave: Sorry I my phone died. I couldn't turn it on my battery fuckin' died and I had no way to call you back.
Colin: Uh... that was two days ago.
Dave: Phone stroke. It was totally down.. Lost my my charger.

Colin: Two days, dude.
Dave: Yeah. Sorry. Nothing I could do. Fucking phone stroke. Had to buy a new charger.
Colin: Well, anyway, I managed to escape from the satanic cult yesterday, but thanks for calling me back today. Glad your phone is back up.

by PDXJohnny99 April 16, 2013

stonkina

Attractive young female from Eastern Europe or the former Soviet Union.

Originally used on the TV Show "The Mary Whitehouse Experience", where the Eastern European magician who does not know much English refers to his lovely assistant as 'Token Stonkina'.

the coffee shop is almost exclusively run by hot stonkinas.

by Chris Stiles June 3, 2007

shronk

Shronk is another word for cunt

you are a shronk

by halo134 February 29, 2016