Stoned

The art of dying by geology.

After a heavy night of drinking and careless sex, my parents found out the following day; so I got stoned.

by Maldonado June 30, 2005

stone the crow

Stone the crow(s): an exclamation of surprise and/or annoyance, similar to "Well, I'll be a monkey's uncle!" or "If that don't take the cake!" British. Famously said by Jim Broadbent upon winning Best Supporting Actor at the 74th Academy Awards. See OED under "stone" and "crow" for more. Also, phrases.org.uk .

‘Stone the crows!’ stormed Stanley.

Stone the crows, what's up, mate? Has Australia got the blues?

Cor stone the crows, he thought, this could go on till Christmas.

by Artekka December 23, 2010

stonedaddy

A human who has a love for marijuana. Uses it on a daily basis.

Ricky Williams is a Stonedaddy

by EZ-E April 30, 2005

stone cold fox

noun

1. a woman who is confirmed to be a superfine babe
2. shannon baumgart

1. Damn, that girl at Taco John's was a stone cold fox!
2. I don't care how many STD's she has, Shannon Baumgart is a stone cold fox.

by Kyle R P September 13, 2008

Stone Temple Pilots

An awesome fucking band, Dean DeLeo is a God.

"The Guitar solo in Silvergun Superman made me cream my fucking pants!"

"Stone Temple Pilots are an awesome fucking band!"

by |Zoso| October 29, 2005

stoned to the bajesus

being high beyond recognition

i smoked so much last night i was stoned to the bejesus

by 2fiver October 5, 2003

Stoned Pixie

A fine girl who loves getting high.

Cass was a pretty Stoned Pixie. Slash tried to buy off her but she was a greedy Pixie.

by JHayes January 12, 2009