1. The act of being unusually nice or pleasant to a person, as that person is simultaneously being dumped upon, blown off or otherwise snubbed.
2. An inappropriately apathetic or hostile response to a thoughtful or kind gesture.
2. An inappropriately apathetic or hostile response to a thoughtful or kind gesture.
Airline {In a warm, syrupy prerecorded voice}: Your flight from Reno to Chicago was due to depart in an hour. We took the liberty of canceling that flight just a few minutes ago. You needn't thank us now, but we made arrangements to complete your trip by rerouting you via Portland, Maine late tomorrow. It will add only a few hours in a crowded plane to your vacation!! And have a great day!!
Jim (to wife): "Crap. The airline just handed us a modified Cleveland Steamer."
Jim (to wife): "Crap. The airline just handed us a modified Cleveland Steamer."
by wmbdover September 26, 2012
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A pile of shit that is steaming because it recently emerged from an anus. In other words, really shitty shit; Or in other words, something blatantly false, incredibly terrible, or both.
"What a steaming pile of shit," Tom said after sitting through Joe's story of how he banged three gorgeous women, won a Formula One race, and was awarded the Nobel Prize all in one day.
by Indica35 November 11, 2015
Get the steaming pile of shit mug."Steamitis" is a common disease among PC gamers who use the service Steam by Valve.
The disease was first discovered when a player of 13 had acquired his Mother's credit card number during one of the first Holiday Sales. The child had purchased 437 games and only spent 39.00 USD. Since this event, anyone who purchases 15 games or more during a Steam sale of any kind has the disease Steamitis.
Symptoms include:
Loss of money
Limiting hard drive space
Sore eyes
Sleep deprivation
An 8 Steam rating or higher
AIDS
The disease was first discovered when a player of 13 had acquired his Mother's credit card number during one of the first Holiday Sales. The child had purchased 437 games and only spent 39.00 USD. Since this event, anyone who purchases 15 games or more during a Steam sale of any kind has the disease Steamitis.
Symptoms include:
Loss of money
Limiting hard drive space
Sore eyes
Sleep deprivation
An 8 Steam rating or higher
AIDS
Steam User 1: Man, there went my pay check already. And my hard drive is already low on space! What the hell happened?
Steam User 2: It's the Holiday Sale, man! I just bought five games for 55 cents.
Steam User 1: Fuck. I think we have Steamitis!
Steam User 2: It's the Holiday Sale, man! I just bought five games for 55 cents.
Steam User 1: Fuck. I think we have Steamitis!
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I thought my wife was doing ab exercises in bed, but she was actually dropping a lamborghini steamer and now I'm sick
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