Spongebob Shoes

Shoes that make squeaky sounds when you walk with them on

When my shoes started squeaking that’s how I knew they were Spongebob shoes.

by YuOfTheNight November 5, 2019

shoe fudge

Dog poo on pavements or found virtually anywhere that hasn't been picked up by the dog owner.

Oh no! What's that weird smell in the car.... and then you look down and realise that you've trodden in shoe fudge and it's all over the accelerator pedal.

by wokka_wokka November 8, 2019

battyman shoes

loafers for white chavs

oi mate, he's got battyman shoes and superskinny trousers. must be struggling to breathe.

by Lol I'm the Lord April 27, 2019

hand shoes

Gloves

It's cold outside; let me get my hand shoes.

by NOS4ATU June 11, 2019

Feet Shoes

Realistic rubber cover, that looks like a foot. Typically for people with prosthetic legs.

Nick lost both his legs and got prosthetic ones. The upside is, he has some pretty sweet Feet Shoes.

by Kreatureistic June 14, 2019

Shoe Salesman

The fetish freak of the Teambang group, the Shoe Salesman is the one to occasionally catch a female participant by attempting to purchase her a pair of brand new shoes as a sort of push. Following a bit of smooth talking, the Shoe Salesman becomes a foot lover and sucks the toes of said female with the penetration of toe ridges.

I finally convinced this chick as the Shoe Salesman to join our Teambang group with a pair of pink heels, now I can foot fuck her all night until I make her little piggies shine with my cum.

by Daddy Destroyer June 20, 2019

A buttered shoe

When you ejaculate on someone’s foot and they put their shoes on right afterward.

A: Why is Chrissy walking funny?
B: Her bf gave her a buttered shoe.

by Mr. 14 goats September 21, 2019