Schreel

People called Schreel are usually socially awkward. They are considered 'strange' for the outside world and might as well be aliens. They have a small group of friends, who are just as fucked up in the head as they are. Some of them eventually become writers and in a strange twist of fate become a top selling author.

A: What's with that lonely guy there sitting in the corner?
B: Don't know, must be a Schreel.
A: Ah, that explains why he's awkwardly staring at me.
B: Hope he's not writing a book about you...

by HungryIam October 28, 2014

Scaredy pants hands

Hands that instinctively cower in pockets during high anxiety, social encounters.

While some men possess wolf-like prowess around the ladies, others become overwrought with feelings of inadequacy and experience scaredy pants hands and generally finish off the night that way.

by Gadeanz August 8, 2016

scarecrow bitch

scarecrow bitch: is a female that is dum and not intelligent and is falling apart, just like a scarecrow the hay is always falling out and scarecrow don't have a brain she can't think straight is crazy and has many fears

You don't have a life, you scarecrow bitch.

by Oracle11 May 12, 2017

scareal

A different way to say cereal. A more playful way.

Joe:Wyd¿
Jordan: You know just eating my scareal.

by Jordannowrong July 10, 2017

scarecasting

Similar to weather forecasting, but either a news source (company or individual) twists the forecast of a severe storm into a worst case scenario. This usually occurs well before a storm forecast has been solidly determined.

Person 1: The weather forecast on the news is saying Hurricane Irma is the next Harvey, and it's going to hit Charleston, SC.

Person 2: Irma is still a week away from landfall. It sounds like they're scarecasting. Don't believe everything you hear.

by YankeesIsTrash September 4, 2017

scarecrow sexual

A person who gets turned on from scarecrows and wants to have relation ships with them

Hey billy loves the scarecrows

Isn't he scarecrow sexual
yes i suppose he is

by Billygamer44444 December 19, 2017

Scared shit

When you’re takin a shit in a stall with a faulty lock

I was at school taking a scared shit

by BearEggs November 21, 2018