Schreel 

People called Schreel are usually socially awkward. They are considered 'strange' for the outside world and might as well be aliens. They have a small group of friends, who are just as fucked up in the head as they are. Some of them eventually become writers and in a strange twist of fate become a top selling author.

A: What's with that lonely guy there sitting in the corner?
B: Don't know, must be a Schreel.
A: Ah, that explains why he's awkwardly staring at me.
B: Hope he's not writing a book about you...

Schreel by HungryIam October 28, 2014

Screeling 

An undead creature of the underworld sent to the living by the Keeper to do his bidding.

The Screelings are loose and the Keeper may win.
His assassins have come to rip off your skin.
Golden eyes will see you if you try to run.
The screelings will get you and laugh like it's fun.

Walk away slow or they'll tear you apart,
and laugh all day long as they rip out your heart.
Golden eyes will see you if you try to stand still.
The screelings will get you, for the Keeper they kill.

Hack 'em up, chop 'em up, cut 'em to bits,
or else they will get you while laughing in fits.
If the screelings don't get you the Keeper will try,
to reach out and touch you, your skin he will fry.

Your mind he will flail, your soul he will take.
You'll sleep with the dead, for life you'll forsake.
You'll die with the Keeper till the end of time.
He hates that you live, your life is the crime.

The screelings might get you, it says so in text.
If screelings don't get you the Keeper is next,
lest he who's born true can fight for life's bond.
And that one is marked; he's the pebble in the pond.

If you want to live, walk slowly away from the screeling.

Screeling by Ava333 September 17, 2011

Schrelpe 

The part of your body that digests baconators

“shit man my Schrelpe is aching so hard rn”

Schrelpe by Chad2849292 April 12, 2022

schpeel 

A description that is repeated frequently the same way.

She went into her schpeel on the benefits of yoga.

schpeel by Anonymous September 22, 2003

schpeel 

Noun
1. The story.
2. A large body of words.
3. A speech
3. The scoop (new or unknown detailed information)

Instead of giving the usual corporate schpeel, talk real to your audience.

Do you have the schpeel on that guy?

schpeel by dimondite July 21, 2006

screeling 

Monster coming for the Underworld in Terry Goodkind's Sword of Truth series. The screelings are almost invicible and kill lot of people on the Keeper of the Underworld's sake.

Bags, it's a screeling !

screeling by nandinie October 20, 2008

schweel 

To take a large pull of liquor generally from the bottle, can also refer to taking a drag from a cigarette or taking a hit from a pipe

Hey man I'm out of cigarettes give me a schweel off yours.

Hey give me that bottle of whiskey I need to take a schweel off of it.

Hey man pass it this way I'm going to take a schweel off that pipe.

schweel by emmersem June 30, 2010