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Robert

Robert, is a fuckin simp
Robert-“hey bois I gotta leave Haileys calling”
Morgan-“king of simps
Austin-“she only loves him for his simp juice
by My nibba 115 April 4, 2020
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Robert

A very small thing that claims he would beat anyone up when in reality he’s 5’2 and can’t go on rollercoasters. His cat has more power than him and people only like him because of R O G E R.
He is such a Robert
by Logixz July 2, 2020
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Robert Crumb

When an author kills off their own character after disapproval of usage by a third party.

Named after Robert Crumb, the author of Fritz the Cat, who killed off his own character after disapproval of how Ralph Bakshi handled the 1972 film of the same name.
So, Matt Furie has killed Pepe, huh? Looks like he pulled a Robert Crumb.
by I. C. Dedpeeple February 2, 2021
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robert

the funniest nigga you will ever meet, he might be mean at certain times but that’s only when you piss him off 😭 finest nigga when he gets a haircut
robert is so funny
by rob the boss October 12, 2019
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Robert

This is a guy that will never leave a girl alone that he likes, he acts like a sass queen when he wants her to like him. He's just a creep that chats shit and wonders why things smell.
Oh my god, he's spoke to me again and he's being a creep
Ohhh you mean he's being a Robert
by Rosey18 August 8, 2015
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Robert E. Lee

A confederate general who lost the Civil War. He was a slave owning racist, who, upon the death or Mr. Custis (his wife's father and owner of their inherited land) who had requested his slaves be freed upon his death, ignored those wishes and forced said slaves to work under him for 5 more years.

A real fuckin loser to anyone who isn't a southern hillbilly with little respect and/or empathy for the great injustice that was slavery.
Southern Hillbilly: "Robert E. Lee was the greatest general of all time."
Educated person: "...and a racist piece of shit who was defeated by the superior and morally sound Union Army."
by Not A Boot Licker September 16, 2019
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Robert

A young boy who is very likely to cheat on you. He likes to love a girl and then the next day love a new one. He can be very sweet but he always will ask weird questions. I can stop liking him
He is a normal human Robert
by Cool kid120 February 27, 2019
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