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retarded waste of monkey-man juice

Is said of someone who has attained such a high level of stupidity that he/she is a embarassment to humanity as a whole and an obstacle to it's advancement.
- Look at this guy, he sent men and women to get killed for stupid oilfields claiming that it was for "liberty"!!

- Yeah, he's a retarded waste of monkey-man juice...
by Quartier Maître December 14, 2008
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Retarded Arctic Ice Goat

Moronic Alaskan who gets the blame for losing the election for John McCain.
Sarah Palin is a Retarded Arctic Ice Goat.
by P.Kynes February 27, 2009
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Retarded sex movement

A movement that seeks to help retarded people have sex.
Sometimes a sexual surrogate is use and they are ofter bussed to a legal brothal etc.
He's in the retarded sex movement.
by Judge dredd7 October 10, 2011
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Retardedness

The state of being retarded; the process of being an actual retard
My dad left me because of Daniel Lvovsky's retardedness
by The Thiccest Jew June 3, 2018
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Retarded

People who prefer F.R.I.E.N.D.S. over How I Met Your Mother.

P.S. : the use of the word "retarded" is offensive to libtards.
Person 1: Hey did you read Nishu Imnotgoingtousesurnameforpettyreasons' argument on Quora about how FRIENDS is better than HIMYM?

Person 2: Oh yeah, don't bother, she's retarded.
by Machinist_in_your_penis September 12, 2019
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Raging Retard

To be extremely unpredictable while intoxicated. A person in this state will do actions they won't while sober such as, jump off or into things, bite others, break objects. Also while talking/yelling you may understand the words but their sentences will not make sense and seem completely random.

But overall you still have fun either being a Raging Retard or your friend is acting like one.
Kevin; "Man, did you see Jay last night, he broke a mirror in the bar, bit Dan's girlfriend, and was giving bums on the streets hugs and cigarettes"

Dave: "Yeah, he was a real raging retard after those 6 shots of Jager."
by zr2pilot July 4, 2008
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Catholic Retard

Catholic retards think they are better than every other fucking person and think that saying sorry to a fucking priest means they can do anything they want.

Known for raping choirboys in the ass, all while saying your bad for masturbating
What a bunch of cuntbag hypocrites!
What my retarded dad is.
The Catholic Retard had anal sex with the choir boys then confessed it to the priest so he could do it again.
by AnalobliterationGod! July 7, 2019
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