How right wing extremists justify their hate towards minorities while claiming to use critical thinking
A (Nazi:) Who is a fraction of population but commits most of the crimes?
B: Men?
A: NOO IT'S BLACK PPL!
B: Bro that's jus racist
A: It's not racism, it's pattern recognition
B: Sure bro
B: Men?
A: NOO IT'S BLACK PPL!
B: Bro that's jus racist
A: It's not racism, it's pattern recognition
B: Sure bro
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What with Columbo's inherently calm and unassuming manner, he put people at ease, and so if he said, "I reckon I can peace the story together" during an investigation, you could generally count on his being able to do so.
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John: I got my car stolen at gunpoint in the city last night.
Tom: Oh, no! I'm sorry to hear that! Let me guess-- a black stole it?
John: Woah, woah! That sounded racist! I mean, yeah, a black person stole it, but what's his race got anything to do with it?
Tom: Not racism, buddy. It's called pattern recognition.
Tom: Oh, no! I'm sorry to hear that! Let me guess-- a black stole it?
John: Woah, woah! That sounded racist! I mean, yeah, a black person stole it, but what's his race got anything to do with it?
Tom: Not racism, buddy. It's called pattern recognition.
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by extension and more generally, people with certain recognize others with the same qualities
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When we finally got together, I just felt relieved. You said my name like you’d been saying it for years, like we were picking up a conversation we started a long time ago. Your touch wasn’t rushed. It was careful. Like you knew exactly how long I’d waited for this. When you held me, I felt the lonely parts of me relax, the part that thought this would never happen.
It felt easy. It felt like taking off tight shoes at the end of a long day. I didn’t have to pretend. It just made sense. Like walking through your own front door. You didn’t try to own me. You just stayed. It felt like catching your breath after running for a long time.
I learned something that night, not about excitement, but about comfort. The feeling of finally putting down something heavy I’d been carrying. We weren’t strangers. We were just... us. Finally. And I’m not going back to how things were before now that I know what it feels like to finally be found.
I’m craving the version of you that showed up that night. The one that was raw and real. Once I felt your soul open up to me, surface-level conversations just weren't enough anymore. I need that depth with you. I need you to pour yourself into me, through your words, your writing, everything.
Give me more of him. My soul recognition ❤️
It felt easy. It felt like taking off tight shoes at the end of a long day. I didn’t have to pretend. It just made sense. Like walking through your own front door. You didn’t try to own me. You just stayed. It felt like catching your breath after running for a long time.
I learned something that night, not about excitement, but about comfort. The feeling of finally putting down something heavy I’d been carrying. We weren’t strangers. We were just... us. Finally. And I’m not going back to how things were before now that I know what it feels like to finally be found.
I’m craving the version of you that showed up that night. The one that was raw and real. Once I felt your soul open up to me, surface-level conversations just weren't enough anymore. I need that depth with you. I need you to pour yourself into me, through your words, your writing, everything.
Give me more of him. My soul recognition ❤️
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