Morton Ranch Highschool

Morton Ranch Highschool, part of KatyISD and the best school in the Houston Area. One problem though, white people walk around thinking its their ranch. Disrespect the white man next thing you know you and your whole family is deported. 3 days later, new amendment passed making it ilegal for spics to enroll in any school in the United States.

@Morton Ranch Highschool Lunchroom
Mexican:"Hey im spic, whats ur name?"
Whitey:"Hi my name is hick, wanna see a picture of a deer I shot last weekend?
Mexican:"Picks up lunchtray and leaves to join the cholos"
Whitey:"Deported"

by :trolldaddy: October 23, 2011

ranctious

when reffered to an object: sucks, adj.
when refereed to yourself: screwed, adj.

object version: You have to quote 100 lines of McBeth for schoool tommorrow? THat's ranctious
Personal Version: I'm so ranctious cause i didn't do my essay on Hamlet that's due today.

by Ian April 4, 2003

Raecy

Raecy: nocturnal creature of the wild mood swing tribe: sweet when wanting something: happy when she has it: bitchy if she doesn't get it: and needs to be fed on a regular 4 hour interval

cute funny wild explosive book worm bitch haunty raecy

by wyldchyle February 3, 2010

ranchalow

A house that looks a little bit like a ranch house and a little bit like a bungalow.

David Nassif just bought a house that resembles a ranchalow.

by UnrulyJulie February 8, 2010

Ranch Dragon

When you get lettuce, cabbage, and a bowl during sex. You put the lettuce and cabbage in the bowl and cum in the bowl as a ranch dressing. You tell her its salad and while she eats it you duck tape her mouth and tell her its cum, and she sprays it out of her nose like a dragon.

Matt: Hey dude, i just gave Alyssa a Ranch Dragon!

John: Dude no fuckin way, seriously?!

Matt: Hell yeah she didnt even see it coming.

by David GivesEmAlabamaHotpockets July 13, 2010

ranch

Vast land where cattle is kept.

My uncle has a ranch. Bulls roam there freely.

by Ereck Flowers June 30, 2016

Rancor

Verb. "To stab the roof of your mouth with pointy food" like Luke Skywalker did with a creature's femur to the mouth of the massive creature below Jabba's Throne Room in the movie, "Star Wars: Rerurn Of The Jedi".

"Aggh. I just rancored my mouth on that nacho. That hurt really bad!"

"Well then don't eat vertical shit."

by GristleMittens November 3, 2017