reed

a guitar playing doucher that probably brags about how many times he can skip a rock and cries after sex. only friends are other reeds

"Look at Reed over there flirting with the lunch ladies."

by slimthicc69 October 26, 2017

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Beef Raped

When you are a vegetarian and you walk in to a Panda Express and the nice asian lady pretty much forces a piece of beijing beef down your throat even though you specifically tell her you dont want to try it. and then you lie and say that its pretty good

Person 1: "I went to Panda yesterday and the lady made me try the beijing beef"

Person 2: "KEVIN GOT BEEF RAPED!!!"

Group: "Beef, rape, spicy!"

by kevitron October 12, 2008

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Face Raped

When seated in a crowded public area and a man takes advantage of the crowd by standing right in front of you with his package in your face. With nowhere to go, turn, you are forced to be up close and personal with his crotch.

I was just face raped by that googly-eyed Cincinnati Gay while waiting for my table at First Watch.

by allieblahblah March 30, 2011

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Raped

To be taken advantage of, other than sex.

I went to the car lot solo and got raped! if i woulda went wit my dad like dey told me i prolly wud have paid way less!

by KOOLVSRAW March 31, 2009

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raped

In order for you to be raped, first you must be put against someone insanely God-like at the game. He will annihilate you in such an unbelieveable fashion you have never seen before and you will beg for mercy as his balls are lowered into your throat and you suck. Such as RENEGADEJESUS3's situation against me, An7i HeRo.

RENEGADEJESUS3: WTF WAS THAT! I SHOT U LIKE 1000 TIMES! HOWD U BEAT ME?
An7i HeRo: Easy. First u shot 3 clips at me. I dodged every single shot, and came behind u and snapped your neck(with my eyes closed of course). Then as you lay there dying, I unzipped my fly, pulled down my trousers and performed what is known as a tea bag. Im sure u know about it.
RENEGADEJESUS3: wow. Im must say i got uber raped. how are u so 1337?
An7i HeRo: well when i practice fucking owning noobs like you, i get better. Now im God-like
RENEGADEJESUS3: wow, nice playin with u man. i sure suck fucking cock at halo 2.
An7i HeRo: yea, ya do. later cumguzzler!NOOB

by An7i HeRo-Dave pwns u April 14, 2005

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Reed

1. An insult. Can be used to an action, person, something said or something seen. Most closely related to stupid, dumb, asshole, or Idiot. Also can be used to call someone ugly.

2. A persons name. Has nothing to do with books. (but if you do know a person with this name, you can make fun of him in book-ish ways)

3.A really great college in Oregon.

"Did you see that guy?"
"Eww, he looked like a total Reed!"

"Reed, READ to me."

Reed College

by Goreadabook,reediethehoudini. May 17, 2009

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