Road Load

When a vehicle cuts you off on a snow covered road and sprays salty white shit all over the windsheild.

Fuck that dude in that truck just sprayed me with a road load! Turn on the wipers

by Ichi_Oni January 29, 2010

Road burger

another term for road kill... used in cases of road rage

me:THAT FUCKER JUST CUT ME OFF.
friend: uh shouldn"t you slow down?!!
Me: STFU,lM GOING TO MAKE ROAD BURGER OUT OF THAT ASS

by moonpeanut September 23, 2010

road dick

When a married or commited guy is away from home he brings his 'road dick' to screw girls like he's single.

Tiger Woods brought his road dick with him when he went on golf tournaments.

by gasman1 July 27, 2011

road hammer

a long haul truck driver, or someone who likes to drive or take long road trips.

"Wow, Miami to DC without sleeping? Mike is such a road hammer!"

by bebe elle August 30, 2016

road life

When you have no choice to eat beans n toast for breakfast lunch and tea. When u gotta shift 3 boxes to pay off ya debts with big baz. When u on dem curbz, 24/8

You know I live this road life my g

by Tony 9 bags February 21, 2017

Road pizza

When something is crossing the road for pizza but gets splattered by a Jeep.

Woah did you see that! It’s a road pizza in the road! ROAD ROAD ROAD ROAD PIZZA!

by Bimbi guy June 10, 2019

road kill

It is a "pick up" in a bar or elsewhere that the person has no intention of having a relationship with or seeing again.

I went out last night and hooked up with a chick and left her as road kill.

by Melonhead November 9, 2006