coot rag

A coot rag (rag of the cooter) is a very universal term, ranging from its actual meaning (a rag used to clean vaginal fluids usually a mix of semen and pussy au jus) to its more oftenly used slang meaning, "dude quit bein a coot rag"...pretty much one of the best insults of 21st century.

try it out and baffle your friends....and when they say "dude, what the fuck is a coot rag...just be like GOD YOUR DUMB, go look it up on urban dictionary....ya COOT RAG!

by Of Good Nature February 5, 2010

skeet-rag

(n) a crusty rag, handkerchief, or cloth kept at the side of one's bed to collect ejaculatory liquids (come, cum, jizz, skeet).

(adj) someone who is a total tool (see asshole) to everyone and everything.

(n) "Don't blow your nose on that, that's my skeet-rag"

(adj) "God, your such a skeet-rag"

by :| ? December 19, 2009

hairy rag

A cigarette in cockney slang

He rolls himself a hairy rag and puts himself to bed

by KinkyColin January 6, 2014

Load rag

A rag, towel, Kleenex, handkerchief used to clean up ejaculate.

I had a load rag that stands up on its own. It took so many loads. I put it in a frame and called it art work.

by T_rump_supporter June 25, 2018

Cu-Rag

When you ejaculate into someone’s Du-Rag and they proceed wear it unknowingly.

Haha bro I turned Jeromes Du-Rag into a Cu-Rag!

by That boy who be yamming June 23, 2020

Boobie Rag

When boobie wet, ring out like towel.

Man, hold up gotta boobie rag.

by anonymous May 30, 2021

Boobie Rag

Groping the breast in a way that water comes out after a long swim.

Guy 1 "Dude! Why is she groping her boobs?!"
Guy 2 "She Boobie Rag, duh."

by TraeKun May 31, 2021