Noun: A ripe and aged vaginal fart, wrapped tightly in a La Favorita brand tortilla and grilled. Usually served with Maxi-Nachos. Often used as an insult when "cunt" is insificiant.
Queef Burrito Example 1:
Me: Man, Jimmy is a real douche nozzle.
Jack: Yeah, let's serve him a Queef Burrito.
Queef Burrito Example 2:
Me: Hey yo, do you smell something?
Jack: Yeah, Jimmy just walked into the room.
Me: What a fucking Queef Burrito.
Jack: Damn bud, that's harsh.
A bag that contains vaginal gasses and is usually is distributed to a large amount of sadistic men who usually go by the name "bush".
Bush declared that same-sex marriages were unethical.....so a pack of lesbians queefed into one bag and presented it to bush. And that sick son-of-a-dildo-loved it.