queef squirt

When a woman sucks in air using her kegel muscles creating an air bubble inside the walls of her vagina then forcing the air out with a strong push releasing semen that has been recently ejaculated inside of her.

Joey: What is Kristin doing?
Max: Giving us a queef show.
Jason: Didn't someone just bust a nut in her?
Kristin: Splash bitches!
Max: She just gave us the old queef squirt
Jason: I need a towel.
Joey: Telluride is weird.

by Jmac-Gtown March 11, 2011

queef smuggler

When you collect someones queef in a jar and release it in another room

Pippa was a known queef smuggler, she smuggled Mairianne's queef into the dining room last tuesday.

by Mr Q. Smuggler January 4, 2011

Queef party

When several girls are sitting around blowing air in and out of their vaginas

It was a total queef party last night

by Gladys the Great November 26, 2016

queefing weeble

As a verb: upon having exemplary intercourse it is the act of a woman queefing and then shakily walking to the bathroom to clean up. "She had the queefing weebles when he was done with her."
As a noun: a woman with a sneezing unicorn in her vagina. "She's a queefing weeble."

You're going to give me the queefing weebles!

by GrinHard April 18, 2017

Queef Wave

Waving via queef

Her queef wave blew back my hair

by Strayawise February 26, 2022

queef and sniff

When a woman farts from her vagina and sniffs the surrounding air to inhale the scent of said queef

She did a queef and sniff to see if it smelled

by Bitchesaregaynow December 26, 2016

queen queef

Queen queef is blonde white girl with muscular legs that had her bike stolen

Girl 1- did you hear that Charlotte got her bike stolen

Girl 2- yea she’s such a queen queef

by The nanster September 30, 2018