Pulling a John

When someone leads you on with plans but then cancels last minute ; usually followed by some bullshit excuse

“He totally pulled a John last night... he said he was coming at 7:00 but at 6:50 he texted me saying his mom is making him take his dogs to the vet... he doesn’t have a dog”

“He’s totally pulling a John tonight... he said he has to watch his little sister so he can’t come!!”

by LetdownLucy December 21, 2017

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Pulling a Lupe

When a person beats the shit out of someone with a baseball bat and shows no mercy towards them.

Guy: Man, did you see that girl pulling a Lupe and just beat that punks ass with a baseball bat.

by SweetlyAddictive March 28, 2011

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Pull A Sharpie

1: whipping out your trusty sharpie and marking faces.

2: (Verb) The act of projecting self pity/hopelessness due to feelings of inadequacy or fail.

3: Continually feeling sorry for ones self when loved ones try to cheer you up.
4: Can be caused by any of the following. Work, Relationships, Lack of relationships, Relationshits, School, Homework, Family, Possessions, Money, Lack of money

1-"Ugh why cant i ever do the right thing?"
2 -"Its ok man things are looking up already"
1- "only cause my life is meaningless and i am so low"
2- "Dude dont "pull a sharpie""

by nomnomnomforbrains April 04, 2011

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To pull a Donald

To get pissed at someone or something and burst into a short furious blast of offensive racial/homophobic slur whilst building a psycho-social wall and in the whole meantime displaying the facial expression of Donald Trump when considering conquering Mexico.

Bob was at the gym minding his own business, when all of a sudden a half naked horny transgender midget started flirting with him...so bobs had to pull a Donald. It proved very effective.

by Sierra Squorditch November 13, 2016

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