Professional Time Waster

Professional Time Waster:
A new online trend. A person who deliberately enters high-end shops or dealerships, secretly films staff, pretends to be a serious buyer, has no intention of purchasing, and exists purely to waste time, make content for a living, and sometimes score freebies.
Their motto is:
“Their time, my money.”

Lee: Bruv… have you seen them videos on YouTube? That Polish geezer who walks into them high-end shops and car dealerships?
Frank: Yeah, bruv, LOL.
Lee: He acts like he’s gonna buy stuff and just wastes everyone’s time. Salesmen and managers get well pissed off when they find out, bruv, LOL.
Frank: Innit, bruv? The comment section’s is always calling him a professional time waster too, LOL.
Lee: LOL.

by Jamie Cheese January 25, 2026

Professionally Homeless

The ability to fall asleep at any point anywhere at any time and be relatively comfortable.

“John just conked out on my love seat, no blanket or pillow.”

“Yeah he’s professionally homeless. Just give it enough time he could be asleep on safety net made of razor wire.”

by JohnTheZero February 8, 2026

Progressive Posthumanism

A politically engaged branch that links posthumanist thought with progressive social movements—feminism, anti-racism, queer liberation, disability justice. Progressive posthumanism argues that the "human" of humanism has always been a narrow category: white, male, Western, able-bodied, heterosexual. Decentering that human is not a loss but a liberation—making room for all the humans who were never fully included. Progressive posthumanism is posthumanism for justice, for inclusion, for the expansion of who counts as human and what humanity can become.

Example: "She'd always felt excluded from the 'universal human' of philosophy—that category never seemed to include her, a woman of color with a disability. Progressive posthumanism explained why: the universal human was never universal. Decentering it wasn't a loss; it was an opening. She could now imagine humanity in her image, not the other way around."

by Dumu The Void February 19, 2026

Progressive Cyber-Nihilism

A variant that attempts to channel cyber-nihilist energy toward progressive social goals—racial justice, gender liberation, economic equality—while retaining the core commitment to technological acceleration and post-human transformation. Progressive cyber-nihilism might argue that the only way to achieve justice is to make the current system completely unworkable, and that technology is the most effective tool for this. It embraces the Wired as a space to destroy oppressive identities, as the original text notes: "There is no race, gender, or sexuality in the Wired." It also adopts the call to "phish, hack, and doxx" rapists and racists, to block ads and encrypt everything. The tension lies in its progressive goals: cyber-nihilism is ultimately indifferent to human betterment, while progressivism is defined by it. Progressive cyber-nihilism might be a transitional phase, using progressive rhetoric to recruit and motivate, while the underlying philosophy remains relentlessly anti-humanist.

Example: "The collective used cyber-nihilist tactics—doxxing fascists, disrupting corporate networks—but framed it as 'digital liberation.' When pressed, they admitted they didn't believe in liberation, only in destruction. Progressive cyber-nihilism was the mask; nihilism was the face. It worked for now."

by Dumu The Void February 19, 2026

Professional cruise ship passenger

A frequent participant to orgies on gay sex cruises that especially likes fruity or beach themed objects shoved up their rectum.

Carlos is a professional cruise ship passenger if you know what I mean? ;)

by Itsmejessica2025 May 22, 2025

Progressives only care about Jews

Hear me out...

Hym "Name one quality the people they advocate for have... That they do not share with the Jews. Ethnic Minority? Check. Immigrant? Check. Historically a political under-class? Check. Victims of genocide? Check. Progressives only care about jews. Their defense of other special interest groups serves only as proxy for jew defense. Didn't I say that that was how empathy actually works? You only 'empathize' (meaning understand what a person thinks or feel without them telling you and responding with the appropriate response) with people who act as a proxy for the self IN DIRECT PROPORTIONS and to the extent the other people act as a proxy to the self. That is why they are so obsessed with empathy but that doesn't stop them from only doing it selecting and in a way that is (ultimately) egocentric."

by Hym Iam June 28, 2025

professionable

A style of dressing that is professional while maintaining a good fashion sense.

Dr Larsen is an unusual professor. Her clothes are always professionable.

by Joe Schlabotnik July 2, 2025