zombie position

When I girl lies down, doesn’t move, and gets eaten.

I’m tired, hope hubby doesn’t mind me in zombie position.

by opalcala January 14, 2020

Thinking Positive

To hope someone tests positive

Alex: Hope said to think positive because she was thinking positive
Also Alex: I hope Charles tests positive for Covid

by APersonWhoHatesCharles July 26, 2020

Dude Positive

Dude Positive is a descriptor for people who are fine with being referred to as dude.

1:"Are you dude positive?"
2:"Yeah, you can call me dude"

by Calvin:"^) April 6, 2021

The Other Position

Used to describe The other sexual position, whether it is your favorite or your most hated position. Can also be ones favorite while being the others most hated position. Were most commonly being the males favorite whilst being the female most dreaded position.

Cory:Listen bitch after I get done putting these mushroom tattoos on your forehead, turn over to The other position so I can lick your Puerto Rican asshole.

Lindsey: I hate the other position were he tries to twist me up like a pretzel, because he thinks somehow his 3 inch dick will feel more like its 4 inches. All you bitches know what I mean.

If my feet was meant to be behind my ears. They would have grown there.

by Imadumbass December 21, 2013

consensual sex in missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation

The ultimate sin.

Anon1: Me and my Waifu have consensual sex in missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation.
Anon2: You sick fuck.

by The true lord December 28, 2016

Fool Time Position

A job that will employ you full-time, but the pay is terrible, the work is hard, and the respect level is low.

After spending 5 years working at McDonald's in my Fool Time Position, I realized I needed to do something different with my life.

by Jtrigger December 29, 2017

The Ankha Position(s)

The Ankha Position(s) is when you play the Ankha Zone music and do the things the Cat did to the villager

Frank:dude,me and my girlfriend did The Ankha Position(s)
Tom:Bro,that’s some furry shit,I don’t know if I should say cool,or be weirded out.

by The gayest clown July 15, 2022