Lapdance baby

A baby concieved between a stripper and a costumer when a lap dance or other sex service inside a titty bar turns into sexual intercourse

She decided to become a waitress after she had her scare with a "Lapdance baby".

by Jtrigger April 04, 2011

Samming

The compulsion to make sandwhiches using your entree itemes and the bread product provided

The waiter brought me more rolls when he saw me Samming the turkey and mash potatoes.

by Jtrigger November 22, 2015

Fool Time Position

A job that will employ you full-time, but the pay is terrible, the work is hard, and the respect level is low.

After spending 5 years working at McDonald's in my Fool Time Position, I realized I needed to do something different with my life.

by Jtrigger December 29, 2017

Butt Poetry

Another expression for a fart

I was sitting with my girlfriend when I had an unusual fart. She asked "what was that?" I replied, "Butt Poetry."

by Jtrigger October 26, 2019