pocket money

1. Money that is in one's pocket and available for discretionary spending.

2. An excuse used in place of the real reason for a decision.

Guy1: Are you going to take your wife to the show?
Guy2: No, I already spent my pocket money on my girlfriend.

HR: Should we go ahead and hire that consultant?
Boss: No. He likes moonlighting for the pocket money.

by Crusty Old Man May 21, 2011

pocket asian

An Asian that easily fits anywhere one chooses to place it. Can be a compliment or an insult depending on how one uses it.

Compliment: “I passed my math test because of my pocket Asian.” give thumbs up
Insult: “Your girl must have left you since you were a pocket Asian!” insert evil laugh

by BishiBower September 10, 2009

vagina pocket

A mesh pocket inside of workout shorts (typically Nike) in front of the vaginal area.

Caitlin had a fabulous pair of Nike shorts for softball with a convenient vagina pocket in the front for her iPod.

by moosemunchncabincrunch May 11, 2011

peach pocket

a synonym for a female's genitalia. See: vagina, cunt, pussy.

Two men are walking down the street and spot a very attractive woman across the road, conversation ensues-

Man 1: "Wow, I would love to stick my cock right in her peach pocket."

Man 2: "Yes, that would be nice."

by Liam Hollis January 9, 2009

Pocket Boyfriend

A slang term used to describe a vibrator, i.e. a "boyfriend" that you can fit in your pocket.

Me: Jenny, what is that in your purse?
Jenny: oh.. it's just my.. pocket boyfriend *blush*
Me: *awkward silence*

by HiImTye June 26, 2012

Dick pocket

Using the foreskin as a little sack to keep prized possessions or valuables

I have some money in my dick pocket

by Johnny S. October 30, 2020

Pocket Pepper

1. Born out of the #metoo movement as a way for women to take back the power, a pocket pepper is a penis bulge in a bro’s pants. Especially tight pants. Like a male cameltoe.

Hey Becky, check out the sweet pocket pepper on Chad.

by Zbiggy July 3, 2019