pocket asian

An Asian that easily fits anywhere one chooses to place it. Can be a compliment or an insult depending on how one uses it.

Compliment: “I passed my math test because of my pocket Asian.” give thumbs up
Insult: “Your girl must have left you since you were a pocket Asian!” insert evil laugh

by BishiBower September 10, 2009

pocket money

1. Money that is in one's pocket and available for discretionary spending.

2. An excuse used in place of the real reason for a decision.

Guy1: Are you going to take your wife to the show?
Guy2: No, I already spent my pocket money on my girlfriend.

HR: Should we go ahead and hire that consultant?
Boss: No. He likes moonlighting for the pocket money.

by Crusty Old Man April 29, 2011

ham pocket

a vagina, the orifice in which you insert your sausage

Her ham pocket is oosing a green fluid, I think she may have an infected ham pocket

by eatin October 31, 2006

Dick pocket

Using the foreskin as a little sack to keep prized possessions or valuables

I have some money in my dick pocket

by Johnny S. October 30, 2020

Pocket Boyfriend

A slang term used to describe a vibrator, i.e. a "boyfriend" that you can fit in your pocket.

Me: Jenny, what is that in your purse?
Jenny: oh.. it's just my.. pocket boyfriend *blush*
Me: *awkward silence*

by HiImTye June 19, 2012

peach pocket

a synonym for a female's genitalia. See: vagina, cunt, pussy.

Two men are walking down the street and spot a very attractive woman across the road, conversation ensues-

Man 1: "Wow, I would love to stick my cock right in her peach pocket."

Man 2: "Yes, that would be nice."

by Liam Hollis January 05, 2008

Pocket dial

Your pockets way of annoying your friends and family

Guy 1: Hello
Pocket dial: static
Guy 1: just got pocket dialed

by Savagecabbage29 April 15, 2017